Did Patrick ever actually say 'No, child, you did not fart in my wife's Vagina'?

[Riccardo Bosi]

The funniest of all time to me is, after being accused of eating too much McDonald's: "go fuck yourself, child."

 

[StealthyFag]

He absolutely did. I used to have the screenshot for a while. I'll post it here if I find it.

Edit: Here's one time he denied it:

I'm pretty sure there's another time when he wrote the words "fart in my wife's vagina". I'll keep looking.

Thanks. Im losing my mind over this. I *know* he said it but I cant find any screenshots or archives. I asked resident historian Caverlock and he had that screenshot but nothing of him actually saying "you did not fat in my wifes vagina"

 

[Hudson]

Nothing will ever top "That's not how oopsie doodles works, child."

 

[Brooke Shields]

LET IT BE KNOWN

 

[fusciasomething]

This fat person has said "you did not fart in my wife's vagina" more than he has said "hello Annabelle".

 

[StealthyFag]

This isn't even the instance I was referring to. There's an archived shot of a Reddit reply saying the same thing.
I can't believe someone thought this didn't happen. We don't make stuff up about Patrick. That would be defamation.

Thats the thing. I KNOW he said it. I KNOW theres a screenshot out there somewhere, but I just cant find it.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

He used to autistically repeat everything said about him. "No, child. I do not have sex with animals. These are your delusions.", "I am not HIV positive, child."

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Caverlock has this image in the original write up of Patrick on KF

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_2752-jpg.1300809/

He doesnt actually say, 'You did not fart in my wifes vagina', just denies it.

Am I crazy or did he actually say that one time? Was it lost when the subreddit was banned? Does anyone have a screenshot or archive of it anywhere?

Just like trannies choose to be the opposite sex and it becomes our reality, I too choose to believe this happened, therefore it's now the truth.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I'm fairly certain it was in the r/autism thread, literally something along the lines of "You did not fart in my wife's vagina, child".

 

[Cyberatorquer]

''No child, you did not fart in my wife's vagina.'' is how i remember it.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

The best thing about it is, that it is so fucking dumb, silly and ridiculous... BUT his addiction to the last word and his image is that it really doesn't matter IF he actually said it... We KNOW its something he would say and ten mins to a newbie reading his tweets would tell them he would too.

Any rational person would ignore it, laugh it off or say something like 'I knew I could smell something funny!' but Fatrick is so committed to being an
'actual tough guy' he comes out with shit like that.