Did Patrick ever actually say 'No, child, you did not fart in my wife's Vagina'?

[StealthyFag]

Caverlock has this image in the original write up of Patrick on KF

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/img_2752-jpg.1300809/

He doesnt actually say, 'You did not fart in my wifes vagina', just denies it.

Am I crazy or did he actually say that one time? Was it lost when the subreddit was banned? Does anyone have a screenshot or archive of it anywhere?

 

[guest]

Where's my archived shot of Fatrick's reply literally saying verbatim, "No, child. You did not fart in my wife's vagina"? Fawk.

Sniff.

 

[Phish]

Pretty sure he told Thomas Apostle that he did NOT EVER fart into his wifes vagina, if im not mistaken.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I thought he did say it somewhere, but it could be like the Bro Joe "I am not a pedophile" thing. I'm nearly sure he never actually said that on People's Court, but that's how it was remembered.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

He didn't not say it.

 

[guest]

It's an apocryphal quote, sort of like "Play it again, Sam." Maybe he didn't say that phrase exactly, but we're still gonna roll with it.

 

[Udders]

He may or may not have but he's definitely said just as absurd autistic shit like:

"No child, it isn't. No child, I'm not. No child it won't. And I don't live in Michigan."

"And I've never had cheese fries at Hooligans."

"I am not HIV positive, child."

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He definitely fucking said that

 

[guest]

I swear I remember seeing it. I think it was on that Reddit thread that went on forever

 

[Random username]

I'm 99 percent sure I saw it in a reddit thread.
Maybe someone archived it.
Doesn't matter. He said it now. 1

 

[medium wyzzz]

It's fun to say he did, so yeah.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I'm 99% certain he said it on reddit

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Urban Legend is he said it, along with "And you never will." before deleting it after like 10 seconds.

 

[FurBurger]

I thought he did say it somewhere, but it could be like the Bro Joe "I am not a pedophile" thing. I'm nearly sure he never actually said that on People's Court, but that's how it was remembered.

Joe didn't deny it; just raised the allegation (which had nothing to do with the case) three times.

I signed up to this site just so I could do an autistic breakdown of the People's Court video, and when I finally got here I found the Pat posting had exploded, and so I never got around to it.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Joe didn't deny it; just raised the allegation (which had nothing to do with the case) three times.

That's the way I remember it, too. For a while, the bit was "he never denied it."

I always thought the fake quote came from this:

Hilarious

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[RobertMewler]

I'm 99% certain he said it on reddit

He absolutely did. I used to have the screenshot for a while. I'll post it here if I find it.

Edit: Here's one time he denied it:

I'm pretty sure there's another time when he wrote the words "fart in my wife's vagina". I'll keep looking.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He absolutely did. I used to have the screenshot for a while. I'll post it here if I find it.

Edit: Here's one time he denied it:

I'm pretty sure there's another time when he wrote the words "fart in my wife's vagina". I'll keep looking.

I have a sneaking suspicion that someone will find it sooner rather than later

 

[Bigsmooth]

I'm positive he said it but he's said so many retarded things it all gets blurred

 

[Bigsmooth]

UNLESS we are all conflating him saying he doesn't have AIDS with the Negro pussy farting gimmick