Did CQ_Beans crash his delivery truck?

[Jenna]

you lose it about 15 seconds from the end. That one was a Panera classic.

I can't do the Jenna voice for more than a minute without my throat hurting. I've wanted to do a song parody as a follow up but I really can't maintain it, it's basically the highest falsetto I can go.

 

[Mustard]

You can't be a forum heel and then want to suck up to the cool kids so they'll include you.

I saw your thread naming me a "distinguishable" poster, thanks I guess. You're not. Rerun is on my ignore list and you aren't.

So three options:
1. Embrace being a forum heel and don't worry about what CHH thinks of you.
2. Reroll with a new username and try and get in with the forum inner circle.
3. Keep trashing me hoping that'll get you past the bouncer.

That 1:10 vocaroo of Rap God slowed down to 0.5x speed just shows how perfect my diction is BTW.

assuming you're being honest:

I have the rudiments of what I'll tentatively call a lore as a low-level heel, which I was only reassured of cause of the DMAN's mentioning me in his post about notable beatings. so no new account.

so it's option 1. I yielded like a bitch cause on the one hand I thought that it would befit a heel to do so: it's a slimy, gutless thing to do so why not? On the other hand chh is legitimately unpredictable, brutal and wont to fuck with people unfairly, a la Boq's case. I panicked and said fuck it and spread my cheeks.

I was literally the only one being nice to you last night, and now of course more of "c'mon be my friend I hate Jenna too!"

last night:

Fair enough, I don't really care for Mustard so I'll leave you to your latest queen bitch circlejerk pile-on.

why wouldn't I turn on you? "I was the only one nice to you" You left me to be torn apart by hyenas!

thread naming me a "distinguishable" poster, thanks I guess. You're not. Rerun is on my ignore list and you aren't.

So I'm ignored on one and not the other but I'm still indistinguishable?

 

[Jenna]

I have the rudiments of what I'll tentatively call a lore as a low-level heel, which I was only reassured of cause of the DMAN's mentioning me in his post about notable beatings. so no new account.

so it's option 1. I yielded like a bitch cause on the one hand I thought that it would befit a heel to do so: it's a slimy, gutless thing to do so why not? On the other hand chh is legitimately unpredictable, brutal and wont to fuck with people unfairly, a la Boq's case. I panicked and said fuck it and spread my cheeks.

It's an internet message board. I've never "spread my cheeks" for another user.

why wouldn't I turn on you? "I was the only one nice to you" You left me to be torn apart by hyenas!

Do you see the passive aggressive way I'm insulting CHH and not you in that post?

I don't really care for Mustard

vs

I'll leave you to your latest queen bitch circlejerk pile-on.

So I'm ignored on one and not the other but I'm still indistinguishable?

That's my point. You had two accounts, I only ignored one.

 

[Farmer Brown]

I add needless words sometimes and Im trying to curb that.

The #1 rule. Exemplary self-improvement.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I have the rudiments of what I'll tentatively call a lore as a low-level heel

You've just expanded your lore greatly by possibly making the two gayest posts in this site's history in a single thread.

I add needless words sometimes and Im trying to curb that.

Why don't you start with all of these:

@chocolatehellhole Im not the new Boq, Choc. Just wait half a month until he shows up again or whatever that new account was that was supposedly him starts posting. Im not a good cow and Im more or less fit to be an ally of yours, given how much you and I dont care for @Jenna

assuming you're being honest:

I have the rudiments of what I'll tentatively call a lore as a low-level heel, which I was only reassured of cause of the DMAN's mentioning me in his post about notable beatings. so no new account.

so it's option 1. I yielded like a bitch cause on the one hand I thought that it would befit a heel to do so: it's a slimy, gutless thing to do so why not? On the other hand chh is legitimately unpredictable, brutal and wont to fuck with people unfairly, a la Boq's case. I panicked and said fuck it and spread my cheeks.


last night:

why wouldn't I turn on you? "I was the only one nice to you" You left me to be torn apart by hyenas!


So I'm ignored on one and not the other but I'm still indistinguishable?

 

[CQ Beans]

Actually that explains a lot. After Tom Green got his nut taken out he became sullen and whiney and joyless for years.

Cirrhosis of the liver must have a similar effect.

 

[Mustard]

You've just expanded your lore greatly by possibly making the two gayest posts in this site's history in a single thread.

I always thought that you should use that promotional picture of Opie and Anthony presenting a turkey for your pfp but like a tard you use the Kramer turkey pic. In other words shut the fuck up.

Sorry I forgot you are the above-it-all faggot

lol I knew my thread would make people insecure

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

 

[Africa.com]

I always thought that you should use that promotional picture of Opie and Anthony presenting a turkey for your pfp but like a tard you use the Kramer turkey pic. In other words shut the fuck up.

lol I knew my thread would make people insecure

I'm not insecure, I'm not the one who has an alt to smash people I do it with my regular account. Just pointing out how gay you are