Did Club Soda Kenny throw Nana out of Burr's Patrice Benefit After Party?

[satanssockpuppet]

Nana, Bill, and Kenny are all faggots

The thing I don't get with Ant is why the fuck he's so desperate for Bill's validation. Bill made it clear he's not going to work with Ant ever again to his face, Ant shits on his wife and his stand up, yet he still is pretty much trying to beg Bill to still be his friend. The reality is as you grow up people who you were once friends with sometimes just don't want to be friends with you anymore. Sometimes for no reason and in Bill's case sometimes good reasons. It's so fucking embarrassing that he just can't move on. Every time you think Ant can't sink any lower he finds a way to.

Now while I do think it's hilarious that Bill got Kenny to kick him out, that's some real pussy shit. If we're going off Ant's story which who knows how it actually went down, Bill kicking him out for just approaching him is the kind of shit Patrick would do. The interaction between Ant and Jon Stewart at the same club sounded worse than this and even he didn't kick Ant out. These are grown ass men in their 50's still acting like teenagers.

Kenny did no wrong here, but he's still a scumbag pig so fuck him.

Also Kevin is a faggot talking shit about about everyone while he host his podcast nobody listening to. Took Anthony humilating himself for me to even remember he's still alive.

Given what we know about Nana, there has to be more to the story. It's easy to imagine a soused, disheveled, wildly hooting Nana trying to slither his way into the comedians' "inner circle" like he was one of them, much to everyone's disgust.

 

[Cuphead]

Given what we know about Nana, there has to be more to the story. It's easy to imagine a soused, disheveled, wildly hooting Nana trying to slither his way into the comedians' "inner circle" like he was one of them, much to everyone's disgust.

There probably is, but Anthony is also a pussy so I can't imagine him coming in aggresively enough to warrant being kicked out that quick.

I hope we get the footage and it's Anthony drunkly stumbling over and sitting down going "YeahhhhhhhhH! Ladies and gentelmen it's the Anthony and Bill show!"

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Given what we know about Nana, there has to be more to the story. It's easy to imagine a soused, disheveled, wildly hooting Nana trying to slither his way into the comedians' "inner circle" like he was one of them, much to everyone's disgust.

 

[DMAN]

What do YOU consider more embarrassing of these 2 scenarios:

1. Making a video saying: "Yo, Joe Rogan. Why didn't you get back to me? I'm waiting." One man asking another man a question, on a public forum, when they won't answer in private.

2. Being dragged away from your friends and kicked out... kicking and screaming, because you tried to say "Hi." Then ranting about it for hours because you think people are on your side.

Both of those scenarios are things I would never even consider doing, but if you had to pick? If you are of sound mind, you obviously will play the role of Opie on the show, which was originally played by the actor Gregg Hughes. If you were an Anthony type, you'd probably spend another hour fake-laughing about Opie asking Joe Rogan "wha happen" ... Then proceed to do something so much worse, and shrug it off.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

There probably is, but Anthony is also a pussy so I can't imagine him coming in aggresively enough to warrant being kicked out that quick.

I hope we get the footage and it's Anthony drunkly stumbling over and sitting down going "YeahhhhhhhhH! Ladies and gentelmen it's the Anthony and Bill show!"

Imagine you're Club Soda Kenny (I know, but just pretend), and suddenly you hear that squealy, lispy, feminized voice screeching your name over and over in a desperate attempt to get your attention. And then you see him, completely hammered, in his dirty unwashed clothes, beer in hand, with that moronic fake happy grin on his face. And you know he's completely toxic, and you know that your employers want nothing to do with him. And you know him, and you know there's a non-zero possibility that he's armed. Telling him to leave, then making him leave, is your job. If Nana squirms through and ends up creating a scene, your "bodyguard" scheme is basically kaput. He had to throw the closet case out.

 

[wbgreen]

of all the hilarious drawings out there in the forms (which he lurks in and has seen) he re-tweets this flattering, milquetoast caricature shit...there's something oddly gay about the way Opie is incapable of fully unleashing on Nana. He still obfuscates or almost disavows the pedophilia for instance (I thought because of legal fears in the past, but now I truly think its out of some warped loyalty).

Opie is in a trap where if he goes all out on Ant's deviant behavior, then Opie's culpability comes into question. If Anthony was always this huge racist, why did you work with him for so long? Did you really sit next to a pedophile for years and years and not say anything? Opie has to be quiet about it for his own reputation.

And if Opie didn't really know this stuff about Ant while they were together, than he is an idiot. Opie has to be either stupid or a liar (he's both, really).

 

[DMAN]

Opie is in a trap where if he goes all out on Ant's deviant behavior, then Opie's culpability comes into question. If Anthony was always this huge racist, why did you work with him for so long? Did you really sit next to a pedophile for years and years and not say anything? Opie has to be quiet about it for his own reputation.

And if Opie didn't really know this stuff about Ant while they were together, than he is an idiot. Opie has to be either stupid or a liar (he's both, really).

The first time Opie learned about Anthony's abnormal perversions was during the Ollsen Twins tween years. He was left speechless. Those twins were never attractive... Cumia just needed his outlet. It's the age that matters to him. Those moonfaced bitches were cute as babies but is that what Cumia is truly after?

 

[Harry Powell]

The first time Opie learned about Anthony's abnormal perversions was during the Ollsen Twins tween years. He was left speechless. Those twins were never attractive... Cumia just needed his outlet. It's the age that matters to him. Those moonfaced bitches were cute as babies but is that what Cumia is truly after?

I remember some fucking magazine like FHM or Maxim or whatever had a countdown to the Olsen Twins turning 18. I remember a lot of Cumia-esque teenage girl fetishization in the 90s.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Now while I do think it's hilarious that Bill got Kenny to kick him out, that's some real pussy shit. If we're going off Ant's story which who knows how it actually went down, Bill kicking him out for just approaching him is the kind of shit Patrick would do.

Nana said he doesn't get belligerent when he's drunk.

Opie is in a trap where if he goes all out on Ant's deviant behavior, then Opie's culpability comes into question. If Anthony was always this huge racist, why did you work with him for so long? Did you really sit next to a pedophile for years and years and not say anything? Opie has to be quiet about it for his own reputation.

And if Opie didn't really know this stuff about Ant while they were together, than he is an idiot. Opie has to be either stupid or a liar (he's both, really).

But what's he supposed to do, go to Sirius management and say, "hey I think Anthony's a pedophile, so can you fire him or can I get out of my contract"? He couldn't even call the cops because Nana was in with the cops. If he quit his job, that's irresponsible toward his own family.

The racial shit got gradually worse until the end; whether you worked there or were a listener, we were subjected to the frog in slowly boiling water scenario. That, to me, wasn't even the worst aspect of the show even though it was belaboured; any interview with a porn girl or UFC fighter was worse. At least with the race rants, you'd have a black guy call in and challenge Anthony.

 

[HH Brother]

It's almost as if Kenny valued his paycheck over the dumb dago grandmother he used to work for, funster. What a complete piece of shit!

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Given what we know about Nana, there has to be more to the story. It's easy to imagine a soused, disheveled, wildly hooting Nana trying to slither his way into the comedians' "inner circle" like he was one of them, much to everyone's disgust.

"soused"

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

I feel like everyone is missing one very important point in all of this. Nana gets lispy and effeminate when she's drunk. The whole scene had to be bizarre and yet still hilarious.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Opie is in a trap where if he goes all out on Ant's deviant behavior, then Opie's culpability comes into question. If Anthony was always this huge racist, why did you work with him for so long? Did you really sit next to a pedophile for years and years and not say anything? Opie has to be quiet about it for his own reputation.

True. Nana's racist and pedophilia-related "quirks" were a quiet running gag for years. It wasn't like he made much of an effort to keep it quiet, after all.

I feel like everyone is missing one very important point in all of this. Nana gets lispy and effeminate when she's drunk. The whole scene had to be bizarre and yet still hilarious.

And he gets all shrill, sweaty, anxious and fidgety during any sort of confrontational situation. I'm sure it was hilarious beyond all reason.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

True. Nana's racist and pedophilia-related "quirks" were a quiet running gag for years. It wasn't like he made much of an effort to keep it quiet, after all.

And he gets all shrill, sweaty, anxious and fidgety during any sort of confrontational situation. I'm sure it was hilarious beyond all reason.

I've been looking for it for half an hour but I can't find the video of him doing karaoke in his basement when a song he likes comes on and exclaims in the faggiest way possible "THERE IT ISSSSSSth!" That how I imagine him approaching Bill "THERE HE ISSSSSth!"

 

[WhereWeAt]

So you’re sayin von killed him. Gotcha

Fawk, I just meant she's the driving force behind the benefit because she's a fawkin layabout, but now you got me thinking.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Anyone think he might ACTUALLY be a member of the klan??

Their standards have dropped significantly since the 30's. but they still only accept whites.. so no.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah, the shower!!!

I’ve been brooding about this comment for a day now. You really motherfucked me.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

It happened

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Lol, I need to know what black people have done to him to make him this way. He's fucking obsessed.

They didn’t do anything, that’s the weird part. One time on the show he said the reason he hates black people is because when he started working as a kid he would blow his whole paycheck on payday and someone called him “Nigger Rich”.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Opie is in a trap where if he goes all out on Ant's deviant behavior, then Opie's culpability comes into question. If Anthony was always this huge racist, why did you work with him for so long? Did you really sit next to a pedophile for years and years and not say anything? Opie has to be quiet about it for his own reputation.

And if Opie didn't really know this stuff about Ant while they were together, than he is an idiot. Opie has to be either stupid or a liar (he's both, really).

Racists CAN enter into contracts. Don’t forget that.