Did Club Soda Kenny throw Nana out of Burr's Patrice Benefit After Party?

[guest]

They’re having fun and we hate that.

I wonder when the last time Anthony actually had genuine fun was. He's clearly miserable now and has been for awhile.

 

[ShockJockRobot]

I wonder when the last time Anthony actually had genuine fun was. He's clearly miserable now and has been for awhile.

When he was getting pegged by Sue.

 

[The Sue Deal]

 

[guest]

I uh...heard a little something on the ol internet. Apparently (nervous glance at booth), apparently some Arab...in Canada! wants me to thank him. A fucking ARAB! Holy fuck! In godfuck Canada!

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[guest]

Pat’s definitely going to be fake swatted like three times tonight after all this new nana news.

 

[LingerLonger]

Again other commenters have said it but Anthony wanted to have his cake and eat it too. He wanted to pal around with the liberal hollywood comedian cabal. But he also wanted to be a Fox News center right “don’t say it out loud” political pundit while also being an outspoken Nazi level racist and jew hater.

Anthony just wanted to be famous and paid as well as he was on Sirius (same with Norton) He tried it with the whole "right wing grifter" era and it failed when people realized he was immoral and not some free speech martyr. Now he has nothing to fall back on because the comedians don't want him around. And he has no other Hollywood connections. Plus his network is small compared to what he dreamed it would amount to when he started it. His peak of Compound was basically him using up his goodwill built up from the O&A fandom which has no depleted into nothing.

Lots of people here mistakenly think that Anthony is right wing or conservative. But in reality he is a homosexual arab who likes trannies and underage girls. He is a liberal fag. He just knows that a Fox News gig or some other big network pays him on the level of his Sirius-XM years. If Anthony could successfully pivot to being fully accepted by the religious right he would but he simply cannot behave at this point. Him screaming about niggers is just his own self loathing on full display. His history of crack smoking with his family, beating his girlfriend, the drinking and gambling. He hates himself.

Some would say this is because Cumia was arrogant enough to think he was the real star of the show, or wanted Opie out.

We know that he and Jim had secret meetings where they discussed doing their own show. Probably as early as 2006 or 2007. By the time 2012 came around they were still too afraid to pull the trigger and talk to Opie in person about their plans. And so they resorted to texting each other about Opie behind his back like two schoolgirl faggots. Trying to destroy the show instead of confronting Opie like men. "The cunt won't look at me". Anthony and Jim absolutely felt that they were better off without Opie. Which is of course delusional seeing where they are now without Opie to guide their careers.

Deep down inside both Anthony and Jim know that their entire careers and lives are owed to Opie. And that they are always the 'and'. Opie 'and Anthony'. Not just 'Anthony'. Same with Jim. That without Opie building their careers they would have been nobodies.

We already here. You can’t name a single person he’s good with from those days besides Jimmy, let alone burned a bridge.

And if people were on the fence last week they are probably done with Anthony. I would bet that Burr talked to a lot of comedians in the last day or two and basically said "if you work with Anthony you are done with me forever". Probably in the next few weeks Anthony will call the comics one by one and get a rejection message and it will drive him to seethe and rage.

Literally the only reason this shit got brought up was because Anthony was enough of a nigger to actually work a real job unlike Jimmy or Opie to where he had inane knowledge about retarded shit like how to fix a compressor pump on an air conditioner.

Norton worked in a box factory but was mostly living off of his parents until he began touring with Dice. Opie worked a bunch of normal radio and television jobs before coming to WBAB where he finally became a shock jock. He had tons of knowledge about radio and television and the politics of the bigger networks. Opie was in radio and tv for over a decade before even meeting Anthony. So he knew the radio business extremely well. Opie is basically the Dennis Falcone of his generation. The two of them together probably know more about radio then the next twenty people.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’m starting to think Kenny did Anthony a favor. He stopped Anthony from embarrassing himself more. However I agree Bill Burr is cunty. You’re married to a black woman, no one fucking cares. Shove your woke points up your ass.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Since everyone's giving their opinion, I'll say this... THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!

That whole Cellar crowd are a bunch of faggots who think the mindless shit they throw out at any given moment is HALIROUS, but it's not, that includes Burr. Their constant "roasting shtick" is beyond played out at this point. Anthony's just an old drunk who let all the attention from his hardcore fans go to his head, and Kenny is...well he's an ex-cop, so that explains everything...

That Cellar Table probably hasn’t been funny since Patrice, Louie and Artie were holding court, and the B and C listers like Burr, Worm and Keith were there to lick their assholes clean.

Also just for the record, Amy Schumer was never funny. Her whole act is always “I’m fat and I’m a slut” and when a 17 year old kid made a funny joke using her own act after taking a picture with the beached walrus she got all cunty on Twitter about it. Go fuck yourself you whales asshole.

 

[ShockJockRobot]

Deep down inside both Anthony and Jim know that their entire careers and lives are owed to Opie. And that they are always the 'and'. Opie 'and Anthony'. Not just 'Anthony'. Same with Jim. That without Opie building their careers they would have been nobodies.

Opie might have been the catalyst- but by himself he was worthless

 

[LingerLonger]

Opie might have been the catalyst- but by himself he was worthless

Opie is like the coach who completely sucked at sports as a kid yet somehow leads his team to the World Series every year.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Opie is like the coach who completely sucked at sports as a kid yet somehow leads his team to the World Series every year.

Most great coaches were terrible players. Great players rarely work out as coaches or front office personnel even. They expect everyone to be as good as them and they fail to recognize individual skills that can be exploited. That’s why both teams Michael Jordan has been management for, the Wizards and Hornets, have sucked even with him calling the shots.

 

[Wild]

Cumia brings up Reddit making fun of his mother's death like 50 minutes in the episode. Honestly, it's not even funny in the sense like "Haha, oh we got him", it's just depressing. He's drunkenly just blurting out these soliloquies to Geno, his only friend at this point, about how he's "loyal" to him and how he's "endeared" himself to him. I'll be honest - even in his sycophantic and talentless ways, Geno doesn't strike me as a bad guy. He just comes off as a stupid loudmouth, trying to prevent this old has-been from jumping off a skyscraper (As well as keeping his job alive at all costs). Geno even brings up the Sue Lightning debacle a bit later on, and Ant just laughs this exaggerated laugh in response that sounds unnatural and unsettling. I'd WebM the clips, but I don't have the energy or inclination to go through all that effort. It's an incredibly depressing episode.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Just as Kenny pushed him out the door he heard from the table” nice two shirts stupid”. He simply had no riposte. The cellar table had done it again.

SO MUCH THIS

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Cumia brings up Reddit making fun of his mother's death like 50 minutes in the episode. Honestly, it's not even funny in the sense like "Haha, oh we got him", it's just depressing. He's drunkenly just blurting out these soliloquies to Geno, his only friend at this point, about how he's "loyal" to him and how he's "endeared" himself to him. I'll be honest - even in his sycophantic and talentless ways, Geno doesn't strike me as a bad guy. He just comes off as a stupid loudmouth, trying to prevent this old has-been from jumping off a skyscraper (As well as keeping his job alive at all costs). Geno even brings up the Sue Lightning debacle a bit later on, and Ant just laughs this exaggerated laugh in response that sounds unnatural and unsettling. I'd WebM the clips, but I don't have the energy or inclination to go through all that effort. It's an incredibly depressing episode.

Someone needs to rip the full episode. It sounds wonderfully tragic

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I'm like one hour into the full compound show and Ant is already knocking back shots of Jameson.

Cumia brings up Reddit making fun of his mother's death like 50 minutes in the episode. Honestly, it's not even funny in the sense like "Haha, oh we got him", it's just depressing. He's drunkenly just blurting out these soliloquies to Geno, his only friend at this point, about how he's "loyal" to him and how he's "endeared" himself to him. I'll be honest - even in his sycophantic and talentless ways, Geno doesn't strike me as a bad guy. He just comes off as a stupid loudmouth, trying to prevent this old has-been from jumping off a skyscraper (As well as keeping his job alive at all costs). Geno even brings up the Sue Lightning debacle a bit later on, and Ant just laughs this exaggerated laugh in response that sounds unnatural and unsettling. I'd WebM the clips, but I don't have the energy or inclination to go through all that effort. It's an incredibly depressing episode.

Geno is an enabler. He’s always pushing Nana to do shots even though Nana is typically a beer drinker. He’s petrified of Nana moving down to SC because he knows it will only be a matter of time before the NYC studio is mothballed and he ends up living back in his car.

I’d venture a guess Geno secretly loves the fact that Nana is becoming “persona non grata” with more people. Geno needs Nana in order to survive and his end game is to be the last person left in Nana’s diminishing circle of “friends.” He’s as much of a succubus as Missy.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Back in the day, on those HVAC job sites, Perfesser Anthony was considered the "smart one", as he was probably the only guy there who could read on any kind of meaningful level. But when he was around other people of more or less normal intelligence, he was always quickly exposed as a dolt. Remember when Bennington asked him to name one interest, hobby or pursuit beyond hating liberals, and all Nana could muster in response was "technology"? The great scholar, the intellectually curious powerhouse, the self-educated expert, and he doesn't have a single interest beyond rage tweeting, playing video games and drinking.

Technology is my thing duuuude!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Opie is like the coach who completely sucked at sports as a kid yet somehow leads his team to the World Series every year.

Opie is the Andy Reid of radio.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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Malcolm LaVergne is the most Gigachad lawyer there is. I’d hire that mahfucka in a minute.

 

[Meownaw]

You can thank my tax dollars for that, Nana...(show is partially funded by the govt of Canada)

That show rules so TYFYS. I used to fall asleep to it all the time.

 

[Harry Powell]

"Keith Robinson sitting there, didn't say a thing"
what was he supposed to say, Ant? "Go home, you're embarrassing yourself."?

I believe Nana was trying to be funny with the Keith / black community comment. He realized he had just melted down and was embarassed so he tried to reel it in with a “There was a black man right there, and he didn’t defend me after all I’ve done for the black community!”

He doesn’t realize that he was unable to sell the tonal-switch because 5 seconds ago he was literally frothing at the mouth with zero irony or humor.