Diaper Soldiers on the Diaper Starship ready for diaper duty thanks to Patrick. Ready to fight Toilet Capitalism. Rick extends appreciation

[1073waaf]

That fan letter was the most writing Patrick has done all year.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Funny how that “fan” doesn’t have a twitter account which is where Pat spends all his time!

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

 

[Caverlock]

Sounds about as real as this one:

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

I can’t see anyone that would believe this nonsense. Pat believes he’s changing the world with his awful tweets and shit selling books. Who the fuck would use examples from a FICTION book in relation to actual science and technology? He’s not well and must be really trying to make Niki think he’s working.

We need another media tour so we can see how much worse they've inevitably aged since the last one.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Even if we pretend it isn't fake it's still just as gay to run to twitter to suck your own dick over the piece of fanmail he gets once every five years.

"Pride goeth before the fall."

In Pat's case: "Pride followeth many many many falls."

 

[DMbA]

He disguised his own voice by writing like a simpleton and inserting typos.

He would've never posted that if he didn't write it himself. He's too paranoid at this point and knows he has zero fans.

How would he know if it's from a prankster, they could easily sneak in a show reference or two in there

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its crazy that he lies about his fans as well as his trolls. Pat hates his actual reality.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Goddamn is he stupid.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Even if we pretend it isn't fake it's still just as gay to run to twitter to suck your own dick over the piece of fanmail he gets once every five years.

Especially when it appears to have been written by a barely literate imbecile who is apparently in charge of people. How thoroughly embarrassing even if it was real, which it obviously isn't.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

What is his advice exactly?

"I need money for repairs."
"Why?"
"Well I'm not gonna bore you with the science but we need it."

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

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[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[captain_kamala]

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Eww.

 

[RickReternal]

Jackie misses us! Also @admin you’re such a dummy for deleting Jackie’s false flag posts. You played right into her chubby, sticky fingers!