Describe your perfect life

[BUBBLER]

Rape is legal

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I'd also like it if my back didn't get uncontrollably fucking itchy when I lay down for the night. Like I just showered. Why the fuck does this happen? I think I got dry skeein.

I used to have a real problem with that, too. It went away when I stopped being such a hair-trigger psychopath so good luck Abester.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I used to have a real problem with that, too. It went away when I stopped being such a hair-trigger psychopath so good luck Abester.

I am a kind and compassionate man.

 

[UnPRePared]

I'd also like it if my back didn't get uncontrollably fucking itchy when I lay down for the night. Like I just showered. Why the fuck does this happen? I think I got dry skeein.

The time of my life when I had the best skin I've ever had, and I mean pristine and naturally moisturized, was when I was strict keto. But my love for Lindor chocolates won and I'm back to having those OJ Simpson-esque ashy knees.

Oh wait, yeah, my perfect life:

- A house in the country away from everyone minus a few people close by that I can tolerate

- marble pillars - nah, just kidding, I'm not trash

- a personal salmon pond

- a decked out, mint and manual Scirocco. Make that two, an 85 and a 2015. I just would finally have the time to really drive it and just... Go.

- Edinburgh bombed off the planet

- Maybe Detroit too (you're welcome)

- I don't think I've ever written this down or said it out loud, but sincerely, one more chance to sit in a room for a day with Tony Banks and see what music we could come up with. We threw around some ideas near the end of that tour, and I'm sure he was thinking the same way I was by the last show, "This feels like it's the end". Even if we just jammed, fuck it. Better than a lost opportunity.

- a trip to Canada once a year to... Fuck it, it's all practically wilderness, anywhere over there with @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda to spend three days solving murders with our adopted half-wolf, named Fuck Marty Landau (FML for short). We then go our separate ways, trying to sell our story to Netflix until we do it all again on the next trip.

- Oh, and two Highland Cows.

 

[Professor Rape]

The time of my life when I had the best skin I've ever had, and I mean pristine and naturally moisturized, was when I was strict keto. But my love for Lindor chocolates won and I'm back to having those OJ Simpson-esque ashy knees.

Oh wait, yeah, my perfect life:

- A house in the country away from everyone minus a few people close by that I can tolerate

- marble pillars - nah, just kidding, I'm not trash

- a personal salmon pond

- a decked out, mint and manual Scirocco. Make that two, an 85 and a 2015. I just would finally have the time to really drive it and just... Go.

- Edinburgh bombed off the planet

- Maybe Detroit too (you're welcome)

- I don't think I've ever written this down or said it out loud, but sincerely, one more chance to sit in a room for a day with Tony Banks and see what music we could come up with. We threw around some ideas near the end of that tour, and I'm sure he was thinking the same way I was by the last show, "This feels like it's the end". Even if we just jammed, fuck it. Better than a lost opportunity.

- a trip to Canada once a year to... Fuck it, it's all practically wilderness, anywhere over there with @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda to spend three days solving murders with our adopted half-wolf, named Fuck Marty Landau (FML for short). We then go our separate ways, trying to sell our story to Netflix until we do it all again on the next trip.

- Oh, and two Highland Cows.

I've seen your wife, you shouldn't be daydreaming about a fantasy life, faggot.

And aren't you a multimillionaire?

 

[UnPRePared]

I've seen your wife, you shouldn't be daydreaming about a fantasy life, faggot.

And aren't you a multimillionaire?

I will neither confirm or deny how much I'm really worth, but I do have to work still, though I'm grateful it's doing what I enjoy. And even us who are well off still think about a different kind of life at times.

And I know I'm obscenely lucky to have a woman out of my league. VERY out of my league. But I guarantee if she could run off and solve mysteries with her girlfriends and get it adapted and internationally syndicated, she would.

 

[Professor Rape]

I will neither confirm or deny how much I'm really worth, but I do have to work still, though I'm grateful it's doing what I enjoy. And even us who are well off still think about a different kind of life at times.

And I know I'm obscenely lucky to have a woman out of my league. VERY out of my league. But I guarantee if she could run off and solve mysteries with her girlfriends and get it adapted and internationally syndicated, she would.

Did your Facebook assistant ask you personally if you post on here lol

Was it awkward when she asked

 

[BUBBLER]

And aren't you a multimillionaire?

Nigga it's Ray Wilson

 

[Professor Rape]

Nigga it's Ray Wilson

You seen his wife? She ain't marrying less than a multimillionaire.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I will neither confirm or deny how much I'm really worth,

Can I borrow $50?

 

[UnPRePared]

Can I borrow $50?

How about a Laurel, and a Hardy hand shake instead?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

How about a Laurel, and a Hardy hand shake instead?

Come on, man. I need money for scratchers and Jameo. @GenoB47

 

[Dog Eater]

Yea no niggers. No jews.

Exactly this.

I'd also like it if my back didn't get uncontrollably fucking itchy when I lay down for the night. Like I just showered. Why the fuck does this happen? I think I got dry skeein.

As an experiment try not having the shower right before bed.

 

[UnPRePared]

Come on, man. I need money for scratchers and Jameo. @GenoB47

Go seduce Missy successfully, and I'll give you $55!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Exactly this.




As an experiment try not having the shower right before bed.

I usually don't. I only had one then because my back was particularly itchy and it just made it worse once I dried off and laid down again. It's honestly gay as fuck when it happens, it feels like the type of itchy you get when you're coming off certain drugs.

 

[Dog Eater]

I usually don't. I only had one then because my back was particularly itchy and it just made it worse once I dried off and laid down again. It's honestly gay as fuck when it happens, it feels like the type of itchy you get when you're coming off certain drugs.

What do you do for work again? It might be environmental.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Have land that I cultivate in a small community far removed from all forms of media. Amish lite. Plumbing and electricity, but no phones, TVs or Internet. Even the fucking Amish can't escape the jew media. They came out in record numbers to vote for Trumpenstein.

 

[Dog Eater]

They came out on record numbers to vote for Trumpenstein.

That’s because they had the alternative explained to them.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What do you do for work again? It might be environmental.

I get covered in sawdust pretty regularly. That probably is it.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Go seduce Missy successfully, and I'll give you $55!

I thought if I put @GenoBisconte then it would be too on the nose.