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Demi Lovato's new song "swine". Proof the end times are near:

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Nigger Jim, could I get your thoughts on this song? It's a metaphor for how women are all insatiable whores and they love fucking log drivers the best:

If you ask any girl from the parish around,
What pleases her most from her head to her toes;
She'll say, "I'm not sure that it's business of yours,
But I do like to waltz with a log driver."
For he goes birling down a-down white water,
That's where the log driver learns to step lightly;
It's birling down, a-down white water,
A log driver's waltz pleases girls completely.

When the drive's nearly over, I like to go down
To see all the lads as they work on the river;
I know that come evening they'll be in the town,
And we all want to waltz with a log driver.

For he goes birling down a-down white water,
That's where the log driver learns to step lightly;
It's birling down, a-down white water,
A log driver's waltz pleases girls completely.

To please both my parents I've had to give way,
And dance with the doctors and the merchants and lawyers;
Their manners are fine but their feet are of clay,
And there's none with the style of a log driver.

For he goes birling down a-down white water,
That's where the log driver learns to step lightly;
It's birling down, a-down white water,
A log driver's waltz pleases girls completely.
Now I've had my chances with all sorts of men,
There's none is so fine as my lad on the river;
And when the drive's over, if he asks me again,
I think I will marry my log driver.

For he goes birling down a-down white water,
That's where the log driver learns to step lightly;
It's birling down, a-down white water,
A log driver's waltz pleases girls completely.

Birling down, a-down white water,
A log driver's waltz pleases girls completely.
Shit slaps, son
 

Carl Winslow

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Nigger Jim, could I get your thoughts on this song? It's a metaphor for how women are all insatiable whores and they love fucking log drivers the best:

If you ask any girl from the parish around,
What pleases her most from her head to her toes;
She'll say, "I'm not sure that it's business of yours,
But I do like to waltz with a log driver."
For he goes birling down a-down white water,
That's where the log driver learns to step lightly;
It's birling down, a-down white water,
A log driver's waltz pleases girls completely.

When the drive's nearly over, I like to go down
To see all the lads as they work on the river;
I know that come evening they'll be in the town,
And we all want to waltz with a log driver.

For he goes birling down a-down white water,
That's where the log driver learns to step lightly;
It's birling down, a-down white water,
A log driver's waltz pleases girls completely.

To please both my parents I've had to give way,
And dance with the doctors and the merchants and lawyers;
Their manners are fine but their feet are of clay,
And there's none with the style of a log driver.

For he goes birling down a-down white water,
That's where the log driver learns to step lightly;
It's birling down, a-down white water,
A log driver's waltz pleases girls completely.
Now I've had my chances with all sorts of men,
There's none is so fine as my lad on the river;
And when the drive's over, if he asks me again,
I think I will marry my log driver.

For he goes birling down a-down white water,
That's where the log driver learns to step lightly;
It's birling down, a-down white water,
A log driver's waltz pleases girls completely.

Birling down, a-down white water,
A log driver's waltz pleases girls completely.

whores
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Shit slaps, son
Since the fucking song has been haunting me all day and won't leave my head, I've been reading about log driving. It turns out it's not actually as zany and whimsical as that cartoon made it seem. If those birling guys fell off the logs there was a really good chance that they were getting crushed to death. I don't even think girls really even wanted to dance with them all that bad irl.
 
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Since the fucking song has been haunting me all day and won't leave my head, I've been reading about log driving. It turns out it's not actually as zany and whimsical as that cartoon made it seem. If those birling guys fell off the logs there was a really good chance that they were getting crushed to death. I don't even think girls really even wanted to dance with them all that bad irl.
It was a hard, dangerous fucking job and they deserved to be blown BEFORE their monthly bath.
 
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Ironically I can't rib this

however I can disappoint my father while he's in purgatory
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Did you honestly think I wouldn't screenshot that before I gloated? Fuckin Johnny.
 

EraGodless

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@NoBacon your 2 cents?


"SWINE"
God forbid, I wanna suck whatever the fuck I wanna
God forbid, I wanna fuck whoever the fuck I want and
If he cums, I guess I gotta be a mother

Fuck what I think, I don't know a thing
The government knows my body
No it's okay, it's better this way
I'm only a carbon copy
Even if I'm dying, they'll still try to stop me

Do we even hear ourselves?

My life, my voice
My rights, my choice
It's mine
Or I'm just swine

My blood, my loins
My lungs, my noise
It's mine
Or I'm just swine

Picture your faith, imagine your god and even your holy bible
Is suddenly banned, do you understand
Now doesn't that sound entitled?
It's your book, but it's my survival

We gotta grow 'em, we gotta raise 'em, we gotta feed and bathe 'em
And if you won't, they call you a witch to burn at the stake in Salem
Thought by now they'd change, but we're still waiting

Give these motherfuckers hell

My life, my voice
My rights, my choice
It's mine
Or I'm just swine

My blood, my loins
My lungs, my noise
It's mine
Or I'm just swine

Under compensated
Too domesticated
The fuck?
Under estimated
Over regulated
The fuck?
Under celebrated
Hated dominated
The fuck?

We're infuriated
Got us activated
Get up
Ever dedicated
Newly motivated
Get up
And if you're awake then
I'm so glad you made it

My life, my voice
My rights, my choice
It's mine
It's mine
Or I'm just swine
Or I'm just swine

My blood, my loins
My lungs, my noise
It's mine
Or I'm just swine
Mkultra whore being an Mkuktra whore.
 

Chive Turkey

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I honestly don't even know who Demi Lovato is.
Third-rate Miley Cyrus. Teen actress presumably forced into the biz at a young age, accruing moderate success for a time, and now she and her handlers have been chasing that high ever since, following the usual template. We're now in her wannabe pop star phase, so expect the whorishness to be steadily dialed up to 10 as she approaches obscurity and the wall.

Expect her becoming a feminist 5-10 years down the line as her looks completely fade. Many such cases, sad! if it weren't for the fact that they're so unsympathetic and conceited.
 

Mitch Weaver

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Serious bumper.
 

EraGodless

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Third-rate Miley Cyrus. Teen actress presumably forced into the biz at a young age, accruing moderate success for a time, and now she and her handlers have been chasing that high ever since, following the usual template. We're now in her wannabe pop star phase, so expect the whorishness to be steadily dialed up to 10 as she approaches obscurity and the wall.

Expect her becoming a feminist 5-10 years down the line as her looks completely fade. Many such cases, sad! if it weren't for the fact that they're so unsympathetic and conceited.
She already tried the feminist shit when she whacked her hair off abd started going by pronouns (they/them). It didn't take. So now she's back to being a she.
 
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