Definitive Proof Nana lurks the forums for topic ideas

[The Fuchitive]

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i hope his baby mama beats him to death some day soon

 

[guest]

I saw this as if it was in front of my eyes

satansockpuppet is the best at describing and psychoanalyzing Nana bar none.

 

[Stent]

Erock is enraging*. Did anyone ever listen to the show** and not hate him?

Notes for Dan:
*Jim Norton reference
**The Opie and Anthony Show

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

"They just don't understand us at all" lisped the closet queen, as he minced his way toward the karaoke stage. "We just want to be guys, doing what guys do" he whispered, out of earshot of his beard. Then the song started, and Nana began sashaying, prancing and vamping, his tatty second shirt billowing out behind him gaily, like some sort of fag cape. He continued daintily flitting and twinkling around the stage, totally secure in his unapologetic masculinity.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

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Bloated old faggot

 

[satanssockpuppet]

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Positively bursting with pure homosexual energy.

 

[WheresMiGunFawk]

"They just don't understand us at all" lisped the closet queen, as he minced his way toward the karaoke stage. "We just want to be guys, doing what guys do" he whispered, out of earshot of his beard. Then the song started, and Nana began sashaying, prancing and vamping, his tatty second shirt billowing out behind him gaily, like some sort of fag cape. He continued daintily flitting and twinkling around the stage, totally secure in his unapologetic masculinity.

Beautifully written sock

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Beautifully written sock

Nana paraded about the stage in gay abandon, expressively belting out the campy 60s pop tune like he was starring in a Vegas drag queen revue. He gazed at the audience, and thought to himself, "they think I'm a straight white pedophile, they have no idea about the secret homosexual urges I harbor". Once again confident in what he believed to be his perceived sexuality, he began daintily vamping and making mincing hand and arm gestures, letting his secret desires take control under the guise of "being funny". "They think I love underage girls, guns, and cool guy stuff like video games, I'm successfully hiding my true self and no one's the wiser", he pondered, as he twirled and pranced. Oh, how he pranced.

 

[JebJoh]

The only break he takes from twitter is the time he spends trolling

 

[WheresMiGunFawk]

Nana paraded about the stage in gay abandon, expressively belting out the campy 60s pop tune like he was starring in a Vegas drag queen revue. He gazed at the audience, and thought to himself, "they think I'm a straight white pedophile, they have no idea about the secret homosexual urges I harbor". Once again confident in what he believed to be his perceived sexuality, he began daintily vamping and making mincing hand and arm gestures, letting his secret desires take control under the guise of "being funny". "They think I love underage girls, guns, and cool guy stuff like video games, I'm successfully hiding my true self and no one's the wiser", he pondered, as he twirled and pranced. Oh, how he pranced.

This makes me want to write a fiction post. Once I'm drunk enough I will. Thank you for your wonderful creative writing it's inspiring.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

This makes me want to write a fiction post. Once I'm drunk enough I will. Thank you for your wonderful creative writing it's inspiring.

Nana flipped on the lights, slipped out of his favorite second shirt and tossed it on the chair. "How was I at karaoke tonight? I thought I really nailed it! Ha hahaaaaa!" he giggled.

"Fucking fairy" she thought, "I wonder if he'd even want to fuck me at all? Hmmm...". "You were really good, got me kind of hot in fact. Whaddya say we hit the bedroom, babe? Show me how much you like that younger pussy."

"Not right now. Jeez, is that all you women ever think about? It's only midnight, I want to have a few beers and check out my Twitter and play a little COD. Why can't girls understand that it's a guy thing?"

"Jesus, fucking faggot. I gotta get a look at his banking app to see how much longer I gotta keep doing this". "OK, I guess, but keep the noise down, all that retarded yelling wakes me up."

"Goddamn it, I hate pretending I'm straight. I wish she'd just leave already. This sucks. OOOOOOhhhhh...tranny porn!" he thought, staring intently at the he/she on his screen. "OK, I will" he said, obediently. His deep hidden secret was safe for another day.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

The only break he takes from twitter is the time he spends trolling

The only break he takes from twitter is when his alt gets banned and he needs to create a new one. I would really like Twitter to implement that whenever you use Twitter on your mobile device, it registers the phone so that whenever you are banned from Twitter, you are unable to use Twitter on an alt on the same phone. Nana would buy a new phone everytime.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Erock is definitely here.