Definitive proof Brits are better than americans

[Volkov]

Ali G was jewish subversion and i hate to say it. I cant even watch his old show. borat still holds up tho

Remember when Borat roasted patrice and he was speechless?

 

[guest]

Don't let them bully you, @Volkov !

 

[Dennyislife]

I don't understand how Ali g became big in the US. It was taking a shot at a specific type of suburban English wigger. I guess there was some cross over to the American wigger?

The other month I took my grandparents out to a shitty pub as they wanted to go shopping for something. I looked out the window and realised it was opposite the town hall Ali G gets wanked off by a blind man.

That's my two pence to the England v Americas theme

 

[medium wyzzz]

Watch the british version of kitchen nightmares, its understated, sophisticated, down-to-earth, real;



Watch the American version, edited to fuck, wacky sound effects, staged fights, needs to remind viewers what happened before the commericials, frames edited to last no longer than 2 seconds due to lack of american attention span, constant bed music playing, fake;



I mean, I like Americans but what are they doing?

Thunderf00t's a cool science dude; other than that they all suck.
Kys

 

[Chapel]

I love every fucker having a go at UK not realising its just mini America, anything you lot do within days we’re copying.
Why do you lot keep taking our cast offs and failures and making them stars? Tracy Ulman, Craig Ferguson, James Cordon all flopped like whale shit until they hit your shores.
And theres only one chef who I’ve time for, Anthony Bourdain. I hate Jamie Oliver too

 

[Dennyislife]

I love every fucker having a go at UK not realising its just mini America, anything you lot do within days we’re copying.
Why do you lot keep taking our cast offs and failures and making them stars? Tracy Ulman, Craig Ferguson, James Cordon all flopped like whale shit until they hit your shores.
And theres only one chef who I’ve time for, Anthony Bourdain. I hate Jamie Oliver tooView attachment 57163

You forgot that John Oliver fella who was a extremely average comic.

Mind you in the UK Stanhope, rich hall and Reginald D. Hunter are decent sized acts but tin pot in the US

 

[Chapel]

I forgot John oliver because I never saw him on anything here. First time I was ever aware of him was seeing him on community and hating the cunt

 

[Barnaby Jones]

I don't want to watch him mollycoddle people. I want to see him call them an asshole and fling their food across the kitchen like a retarded chimpanzee. If we could find a compromise of that without the schlocky sound effects I think it'd be the perfect program.