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Debate Thread
- Thread starter Suetonius
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No matter the result of this debate I just hope both sides have fun. Right, gang?
Lol arguing about golf!
Talking about golf
(I don’t know her name): “You’re going to be 86. How will you function?”
Biden: “I’ve been in politics my whole life. I went to South Korea to get Samsung. Name a president who wouldn’t want to be president of the United States?”
Trump: “I aced both tests and have wood. I play golf. He doesn’t play golf. He can’t hit a ball 50 yards.”
Biden: “Look at how tall and fat he is. I can drive a car. I have an 8 handicap for golfing.”
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
Biden: “I’ve been in politics my whole life. I went to South Korea to get Samsung. Name a president who wouldn’t want to be president of the United States?”
Trump: “I aced both tests and have wood. I play golf. He doesn’t play golf. He can’t hit a ball 50 yards.”
Biden: “Look at how tall and fat he is. I can drive a car. I have an 8 handicap for golfing.”
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
You know what, I’m voting Trump because Biden sucks at golf
There's no defending Biden's performance here. The game is 'well theyre both muttering old men'. No, Trump is doing Trump things and Biden has spent the debate staring like he's clocking a sleep paralysis demon.
I’m with @Sue Lightning BIDEN CRUSHED THIS DEBATE
This shit is hilarious.
I thought I'd just poke in this thread to see the zingers, but fuck now I guess I'm gonna have to watch some highlights in the morning
Some funny moments.
I firmly believe that the way you beat Trump is to ignore him and/or just chuckle whenever his name is mentioned. Getting into pissing contests with him is always a bad idea, as he's really good at them. After all these years, the retarded Dems still don't realize this. I assume Biden and his team figured they'd just call Trump out as a felon and a fraud, and expose him as a joke, but what they always fail to grasp is that none of that matters. Very few people out there are on the fence, thinking "hmmm, I can't decide between these two guys", and playing it that way is a big, stupid mistake.
What the Dems needed was a decidedly younger candidate capable of speaking eloquently and convincingly, in the style of Clinton or Obama. Someone who'd just smirk as Trump spoke, and already have a vicious retort in the chamber before it was their turn. Instead, though, they're running a creaky muttering momo who's trying to keep up with the greatest bullshit artist who's ever lived. Why not just hand it to him now, and dispense with the election altogether.
What the Dems needed was a decidedly younger candidate capable of speaking eloquently and convincingly, in the style of Clinton or Obama. Someone who'd just smirk as Trump spoke, and already have a vicious retort in the chamber before it was their turn. Instead, though, they're running a creaky muttering momo who's trying to keep up with the greatest bullshit artist who's ever lived. Why not just hand it to him now, and dispense with the election altogether.
Ted Cruz tried taking the high road and got smoked
The betting odd in Vegas just shot up trump lmao
Gotta love the Ron and Fez tribute to end the show 🫶
can you imagine being a black guy, and having to vote for this biden nigga
greatest rib ever
greatest rib ever
btw- FOX can STILL do a 20 minute episode of GUTFELD....THERE'S STILL TIME