You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Dan Mullen and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with a retard, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Tranny Flavia to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at XenaCon you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Flavia KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Dan, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at XenaCon. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at XenCon. See Dan, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at XenaCon!