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Dave Grohl announces bastard child

Turry Fawks

Dean of Dog Piss Studies at Waterlooniversity
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I don't know.

You are a literal rock star and you are supposed to stay faithful in a 21-year marriage and always wear a bag?

What's the point of even picking up a guitar in the first place?

It's like giving someone the social life of a young Bam Margera and then acting surprised when his personal life isn't the same as your middle aged accountant.
When the person apologizes and asks for forgiveness they've applied the standard to themselves.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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it's really fascinating how everyone who presents themselves as compassionate, kindhearted people are almost always gigantic pieces of shit in reality

The ones who keep it quieter are genuine, because they aren't looking for adoration. I despise Rosie O Donnel, but Colin Quinn has publicly said she had donated to a lot of charities, substantially even, with no fan fare. Same with that cunt Chris Jericho.

This situation here, though... Yeah, there's been rumours I've heard, but nothing that caught fire enough to ever mention when you lads have bagged the guy. And the stories were typically "yeah, he nails birds left and right, BUT GOOD BLOKE THOUGH!"

What's so funny to me is, I always think back to Letterman and how to this day, he is still the only motherfucker to ever skate from cheating on his wife. He handled it perfectly. And with Grohl, I'm hearing people talking like their fucking dog died, they're so disappointed - he's the lead singer of a mainstream rock band! You don't put those people on a pedestal! They do drugs! They fuck! And often they're a supreme pain in the fucking ass!

I would know. Allegedly.
 

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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I'm glad to see his transparently crafted "good guy" image crumble. Maybe people can actually talk about how he basically ran Taylor Hawkins into the ground by guilting him into tours he wasn't physically cut out to do. Rolling Stone did a story about it and Dave's people strong-armed Chad Smith and Matt Cameron into saying they were "taken out of context" when discussing how Taylor confided in them that he was done and being pressured into continuing.

Go do another photo-op BBQing for the homeless and create more bland radio rock, stupid.

I found the Rolling Stone article...yeah, doesn't look great for Dave. At the end of the article it mentions that Chad called RS to talk about Taylor and did so for like an hour before starting to cry and shit. Pretty sure they nailed the context. I'm sure you're right about his faggy apology/retraction.
 
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“He had a heart-to-heart with Dave and, yeah, he told me that he ‘couldn’t fucking do it anymore’ — those were his words,” says Pearl Jam drummer Matt Cameron, a close friend of Hawkins’ for decades who recorded music with him recently under the banner Nighttime Boogie Association, one of Hawkins’ many side projects. “So I guess they did come to some understanding, but it just seems like the touring schedule got even crazier after that.” (A rep for Foo Fighters denies that Hawkins ever raised these issues, saying “No, there was never a ‘heart-to-heart’ — or any sort of meeting on this topic — with Dave and [Silva Artist Management].”)
Sounds like the guy died from being a faggot though
 

WifeStoreWill

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Blaming anyone else for a junkie dieing from drugs is stupid. If he wanted to quit then he could have just quit. Dave didn’t put a gun to his head and make him go out there. Obviously they can play with another drummer.
 

AwfulManTitTankTop

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The new lead singer of Linkin Park is getting dragged on Twitter for being a scientologist and "supporting" Danny Masterson until he was found guilty. The idea of separating the art from the artist is incomprehensible to the zoomer. It's honestly sad. We're suddenly holding a demographic who are known for being mentally ill junkies to this gold standard of behavior.

All that said, I always knew Grohl was a fucking phony and his fall from grace is very satisfying. Fucking faggot.
 

FatPatsBaps

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The new lead singer of Linkin Park is getting dragged on Twitter for being a scientologist and "supporting" Danny Masterson until he was found guilty. The idea of separating the art from the artist is incomprehensible to the zoomer. It's honestly sad. We're suddenly holding a demographic who are known for being mentally ill junkies to this gold standard of behavior.

All that said, I always knew Grohl was a fucking phony and his fall from grace is very satisfying. Fucking faggot.
Isn't that just a Twitter / social media thing though?

Most people I've seen on there (as well as when I occasionally meet these cunts IRL) have this autistic "either/or" shallow-minded thinking that can't pick up on nuance or deeper meaning. They can't handle small talk and can't pick up on irony or sarcasm either. I'm guessing it's because they never leave the basement and go to work with normal people, or they're just mentally disabled.

Granted, I've only seen this with millennials (the oldest being born in 1980!). I might go out tomorrow night and pester some zoomers to see if my theory holds true.

Anyway, I love seeing heroes fall (although it's a rockstar cheating, so who's surprised?). I hope faggot Foo fans cry themselves to Big over it.
 

Cumiace

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Poor family. One daughter has the same look as Nana's prom date and the other one looks like she's zooted on SSRIs
 
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