Danny once shit his pants while waiting for the Star Tours at Disneyland

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

True story.

 

[The Talking Dead]

I can confirm this to be accurate. People weren't too mad though since they thought it was a child due to Danny's tiny size.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Danny's mortal enemy

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

This is no joke, it is true story told by the dead father himself. Danny'sdeaddad comment?

Danny shits himself.

Yet more embarrasing tales Danny wishes were forgotten. Won't see this one in those youtube compilations he talks about!

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Even at 6 years old Danny's kikery knew no limits and he was trying to throw his parents under the bus for not knowing he was going to shit his pants, which he did.

 

[DMAN]

This is no joke, it is true story told by the dead father himself. Danny'sdeaddad comment?

Danny shits himself.

Yet more embarrasing tales Danny wishes were forgotten. Won't see this one in those youtube compilations he talks about!

LOL, Listen to the sass in his sharp tongued voice while talking to his own father who enjoys belittling his son. Little Danny stole a lot of his fake confidence off Jim Norton's fake rage. Ironic how losers can lie to each other like that. Danny has a taste of the "I hate my mommy and daddy!!!" Eminem schtick don't he? just a taste

 

[upanddown]

This is no joke, it is true story told by the dead father himself. Danny'sdeaddad comment?

Danny shits himself.

Yet more embarrasing tales Danny wishes were forgotten. Won't see this one in those youtube compilations he talks about!

All jokes aside, @BenDovid its nice you had a cool enough relationship with your dad that you could curse each other out on the radio about matters of fecal import and have a loff.

Taughts and prayers.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Danny is aggressively and unsettlingly jewish looking.

 

[Single Action Army]

Is this before or after he drove a minor across state lines for his gay lover to rape?

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Is this before or after he drove a minor across state lines for his gay lover to rape?

He was 6 so he was the gay lover.

 

[RoTheHo69]

What a stupid fag. Who does that? Shameful.
Wow he blames his parents for shitting his pants like a little bitch?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I once took a horrific shit walking home from the bar. Like a 3 block walk wearing shorts I could see my bathroom window and my stomach just cramped up. Shit down the pack of my legs had to sower and toss my underwear and shorts.

 

[BenDovid]

I also once shit on my parents oriental rug. Nobody was home and I was wearing a shirt and nothing else. I was on the phone and kept telling my buddy I had to run. He insisted he finish his story. I felt a bubble in my anus and I went for it. It was like stepping on a ketchup packet full of chocolate syrup. I spent the rest of the afternoon cleaning liquid shit of a rug. I must've done a good job since nobody ever knew and I was never busted.

I also shit my pants waiting for the bus. I had to throw my underwear away at a coffee shop bathroom.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I also once shit on my parents oriental rug. Nobody was home and I was wearing a shirt and nothing else. I was on the phone and kept telling my buddy I had to run. He insisted he finish his story. I felt a bubble in my anus and I went for it. It was like stepping on a ketchup packet full of chocolate syrup. I spent the rest of the afternoon cleaning liquid shit of a rug. I must've done a good job since nobody ever knew and I was never busted.

I also shit my pants waiting for the bus. I had to throw my underwear away at a coffee shop bathroom.

Maybe stop doing anal? Idk just spit ballin

 

[Turry]

His dad was actually douching Danny's heinie in the hopes there was a (((producer))) around

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I also once shit on my parents oriental rug. Nobody was home and I was wearing a shirt and nothing else. I was on the phone and kept telling my buddy I had to run. He insisted he finish his story. I felt a bubble in my anus and I went for it. It was like stepping on a ketchup packet full of chocolate syrup. I spent the rest of the afternoon cleaning liquid shit of a rug. I must've done a good job since nobody ever knew and I was never busted.

I also shit my pants waiting for the bus. I had to throw my underwear away at a coffee shop bathroom.

You should start a podcast and tell these fascinating stories on it.

 

[BenDovid]

You should start a podcast and tell these fascinating stories on it.

You should wake up and start thinking about a radio show producer from 20 years ago. Oh wait.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

You should wake up and start thinking about a radio show producer from 20 years ago. Oh wait.

Shhhh, these stories are from when you were a lowly intern.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Did he blame Opie for this too?

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Fecal Focused Dovid