DAN MULLEN'S Netgear Router has officially been HACKED: NiceNameStupid is OFFLINE!!!

[Brooke Shields]

What has Jackie been up to?
Oh nothing, just guessing that Dan has a netgear router and that she's gonna hack it...

What's she threatening here? Rebooting his internet? Turning on Bridge mode?Enabling parental controls to block onaforums?



Apparently she's just been getting shit on daily by lolcow enthusiasts, saw this on my unused account's timeline.
TLDR it's just a basic rundown of everything you know.

Leslie is all in wit da lore on these freaks.

 

[Brooke Shields]

wait nevermind Dan's fine

 

[SpaceEdge]

Dan is a TP link guy, because it's easier to fit into sink jokes.
there's not many bathroom utilities that rhyme with Netgear


Tssss toilet paper links or sumptin

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I could not imagine owing the IRS $70,000+. How the fuck does that even happen? Just do the withholding stupid

 

[Dog Eater]

I had this idea for making a Jacqueline Singh puppet out of a literal piece of my own shit fresh from the toilet and like making YouTube videos where it talks in a falsetto voice and threatens to hack Dan’s sinks. But my shit isn’t fat enough

 

[guest]

I could not imagine owing the IRS $70,000+. How the fuck does that even happen? Just do the withholding stupid

Her then-husband started a cybersecurity company and paid her a huge "salary" which she didn't pay taxes on because she is a nigger, and was probably expecting her husband to write a check on tax day.

 

[UnPRePared]

I had this idea for making a Jacqueline Singh puppet out of a literal piece of my own shit fresh from the toilet and like making YouTube videos where it talks in a falsetto voice and threatens to hack Dan’s sinks. But my shit isn’t fat enough

The second coming of the Jackie Puppet for our very own!

HEY, GUYS! GOTTA JOKE FOR YA! WHADDYA CALL A HACKER WHO'S ALSO A HACK! JACKIE SINGH!!!


HAWHAWHAW! C'MON, THAT'S FUNNY! LAUGH!!! LAUGH, GOD DAMN YOUUUUUU!!!

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

She knows how to press the 'Search for Network' button. We're dealing with a pro here, gentlemen.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Jackie threatening to commit felonies on twitter but we're the criminals for accurately pointing out the color of her skin and the number on her scale.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Can someone photoshop Jackie with a Wario hat and tash please?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Flavia, get to the panic room and don't leave until i give you the all clear

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Seems reportable, why can’t she just behave and pay her bills?

 

[Harry Powell]

wait nevermind Dan's fine
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I really have been trying to find his flamingo shirt for a while.

I need that and a VIRUS tshirt, maybe a SLURM tee as well

 

[guest]

I wonder what she would find if she actually ended up hacking into Dan's computer. Probably some semi-embarrassing porn that we would make fun of him for, but other than that probably just work documents which indicate that he makes 5 sink money. Every time she gets "the scoop" on somebody here, it's always somebody whose life is light years better than hers.

 

[Hoolies]

I really have been trying to find his flamingo shirt for a while.

I need that and a VIRUS tshirt, maybe a SLURM tee as well

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Jackie's gonna change Dan's wifi network name to NAZI-LIVES-HERE

 

[SFWA liaison]

hahaha Shane had a similar bit about bragging how WELL his honeypot was working

that's what hackers do, announce to their adversaries their every move like a capeshit movie villain

she's not very sharp

she doesn't even control her own .com to use as IP grabber, let alone know the first thing about router exploits

 

[CruisinColin]

Jackie is genuinely demented. Why she has hitched her big fat wagon to Pat is weird enough. But she really thinks she's a genius hacker. There's a frantic mania that comes through everything she's tweets.

 

[HH Brother]

My network has a Flaviawall, Pooster.

Enjoy prison.

 

[guest]

Jackie is genuinely demented. Why she has hitched her big fat wagon to Pat is weird enough. But she really thinks she's a genius hacker. There's a frantic mania that comes through everything she's tweets.

She thinks she can undo the reputational damage that she did to herself by being a member of a literal unironic Nazi organization, and saying NIGGER and FAGGOT in old chatrooms. Her method of doing this is by becoming one of Fatrick's stenchmen so she can tell people that she is a Nazi fighter.