Dan Mullen: "Nah, I'm not hiding."

[Torque Army]

Despite having a few sock accounts dedicated to fucking with ChicopeeChip, I miss him & his non lingering longer show.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

When Dan disappeared from the internet literally minutes before his podcast was scheduled to begin, I thought it was a really smart move because he knows better than most people what you animals are capable of doing. Posting on his kiwifarms and youtube accounts now negates that smart move and it proves that he truly is an attention whore who misses his OnA celebrity status. Either come back and take your lumps as Dan or come back as an anonymous brotherman. Sitting on the fence won't accomplish anything other than getting a fence post jammed up your ass. I listened to all of the podcasts and it was pretty clear that Dan was trying to parlay his OnA celebrity status into a bigger youtube gig that might pay some of his bills someday so Flavia no longer has to clean shitters to pay their exorbitant rent. An OnA forums podcast was bound to end terribly because the general consensus is that we don't want anyone to steer the ship. To make a podcast work, the host would have needed to exhibit the humility of a saint and that's definitely not in Dan's wheelhouse.

 

[BudDickman]

BAW GAWD THAT'S DAN MULLEN'S MUSIC!!!!

 

[BudDickman]

When Dan disappeared from the internet literally minutes before his podcast was scheduled to begin, I thought it was a really smart move because he knows better than most people what you animals are capable of doing. Posting on his kiwifarms and youtube accounts now negates that smart move and it proves that he truly is an attention whore who misses his OnA celebrity status. Either come back and take your lumps as Dan or come back as an anonymous brotherman. Sitting on the fence won't accomplish anything other than getting a fence post jammed up your ass. I listened to all of the podcasts and it was pretty clear that Dan was trying to parlay his OnA celebrity status into a bigger youtube gig that might pay some of his bills someday so Flavia no longer has to clean shitters to pay their exorbitant rent. An OnA forums podcast was bound to end terribly because the general consensus is that we don't want anyone to steer the ship. To make a podcast work, the host would have needed to exhibit the humility of a saint and that's definitely not in Dan's wheelhouse.

I don't understand why anyone would want to use their real name to post here. It's like he was trying to join his real world identity with his cyberstlaker identity. Everyone knows, you gotta keep your worlds apart.

 

[The Real Dan Mullen]

holy holllllleeeee shiiiit! you gave him a heart why dont you marry him

lots of faggio on this broad!!

I’m offering nudes of Flavia to every poster that smooths things over with the forums for my return. These are tasteful. Like I got this one where her t*ts and pu*sy are only covered by her chin.

Please don’t tell Flavia.

 

[Phish]

Im not against Dan coming back. I still have a soft spot for em. The releasing DMs and threatening people who never even crossed him made me think less of him but Id like to think he learned his lesson. Cmon back Dan. Just be on your best behavior or well sic Snake on you, and we know how that goes.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

What would his intro music be?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I've got no beef with Dan, but I'm vurry curious about the nuke that Snake said he has. It's a tough one.

Same, I actually enjoyed many fun back and forth shitposts with Dan on Reddit and here. I’m curious as to why Snake wouldn’t want Dan to post here so he can keep piss taking. Or did the “I never liked you but you do good drawings” thing just stick In his craw enough to make him wanna go Three Mile Island? Suckas gots to know!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Personally the only thing I take issue with Dan on is that PCJ passed away and he wanted to save it for the show. Just tell us dude, then we can unpack it together on the Nice Podcast, Stupid. It was a dick move to try to use a reveal for PCJ’s death. I think we all agree that if a board hero dies, we just need it posted and not saved for a reveal for a Podcast that let’s be real, only about 30 people watched live every time.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What would his intro music be?

 

[Chive Turkey]

What would his intro music be?

 

[Jenna]

Same, I actually enjoyed many fun back and forth shitposts with Dan on Reddit and here. I’m curious as to why Snake wouldn’t want Dan to post here so he can keep piss taking. Or did the “I never liked you but you do good drawings” thing just stick In his craw enough to make him wanna go Three Mile Island? Suckas gots to know!

I never liked you anyway. Good drawings though.​

Snake's still so butthurt over that? You really thought you and Dan were e-friends, huh. He invited you onto the first episode, oh how happy you and Mew were to be the first guests. We're in the inner circle gang! Only to have him reject you, and start reacting like a 14-year-old getting dumped for the first time.

What are ya gonna say back buddy? You gonna use 1981 Kurt Russell and 1996 Scott Hall gifs to set the tone that you're both cool and cocky? You're as thinskinned as Dan, you two are peas in the pod with the self-importance and doxxing. But always remember: Dan dumped you, not the other way around.

 

[guest]

BAW GAWD THAT'S DAN MULLEN'S MUSIC!!!!

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[Phish]

I swear they weren’t me. I dont donate. But Jon Snyder made some superchats to Metokur last night at 1:49:07 ish and 1:55:18 ish annnd guess who else made an appearance? Our dear friend Dan Mullen. Im working on the timestamp for that one now. I know i heard it but i was busy and just had it on in the background. Ill edit this post when i find it.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I swear they weren’t me. I dont donate. But Jon Snyder made some superchats to Metokur last night at 1:49:07 ish and guess who else made an appearance? Our dear friend Dan Mullen. Im working on the timestamp for that one now. I know i heard it but i was busy and just had it on in the background. Ill edit this post when i find it.

A third of a 3 hour stream is superberries. Jesus Christ, thanks for reminding me why I rarely watched Jim's streams despite liking his humor.

 

[Phish]

A third of a 3 hour stream is superberries. Jesus Christ, thanks for reminding me why I rarely watched Jim's streams despite liking his humor.

Ya I wouldnt even mention it but Dan mentions Pats swatting and Metokur says he knows nothing about it and moves on

 

[Phish]

2:16:46

“SommervilleDan” superchatted

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Can someone from Massachusetts hire Flavia to clean your house and let us know how good of a job she does?