Dan Mullen fired from Insight Software. Lawsuit incoming...

[UnPRePared]

You don't think a guy who is obsessed with wrasslin' and story lines would say something fake just to get a reaction, do you?

"So, ummmm, sources say that Dan, uh, really upset the higher ups, yeah. Ok? So, they didn't take kindly to one of their own, um, going into business for himself. Kinda thought he was a Bruiser Brody when, uhhhhh, he's more like a Brooklyn Brawler. Yeah.

Word was he was about, to uh, ummm, trade in Flavia for a fresh mail order bride, ya know, doing the indie toilet scrubbing scene in the Philippines. But plans changed. Yeah."

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This sounds like a Vince Russo idea - it will end with a Flavia on a forklift match.

 

[UnPRePared]

This sounds like a Vince Russo idea - it will end with a Flavia on a forklift match.

"Bro, Dan needs to come out of a giant box in front of the half hovel! Everyone who comes out of a box is OVER, I swear to God, bro!"

 

[1073waaf]

If so god b wit him no bs

 

[DominusOdium]

How could this happen to our glorious leader? I hope he's been stockpiling sinks for a rainy day.

The only thing I hope is that this leads to Flavia's Onlyfans in which she scrubs toilets in the nude for 5 dollars a month to support Dan's jet flying, limousine riding lifestyle.

 

[The Real Ray WiIson]

Dan's about to lose 1 sink upside Flavia's Easter Island head.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

News just in Flavia has hospitalised Dan. Hope and prayers to the little man…

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Could just be layoffs and unrelated to anyone obese

 

[Midian9876]

Dan needs to strike out on his own anyway, no bosses, no management, HIS SHOW!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

No more gift cards. Thats the real loss.

 

[UnPRePared]

Dan needs to strike out on his own anyway, no bosses, no management, HIS SHOW!

I guess some people were UUUUUHHHHHFFFFEEEENNNNNDDDEEDDDD!

 

[Cuphead]

Could just be layoffs and unrelated to anyone obese

If he did get fired, 99.9% it wasn't because of Pat.

 

[Troy Maclure]

He was fired for goosing the flirty secretary, never mind what Pat says

 

[Phish]

How could this happen to our glorious leader? I hope he's been stockpiling sinks for a rainy day.

The only thing I hope is that this leads to Flavia's Onlyfans in which she scrubs toilets in the nude for 5 dollars a month to support Dan's jet flying, limousine riding lifestyle.

One closes deal. The other closes toilet lids. Both make bank, bro.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m not going to lie - I’d fire Dan for constantly having these losers tweet nonsense at our company

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

THATS GOTTA BE…THATS GOTTA BE DAN MULLEN!!!!

 

[Hoolies]

These people hate our diapers!

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Could just be layoffs and unrelated to anyone obese

Then finding another job with his search results could be a problem.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

No chance. When you're a 5 sink salesman anything goes. Insight Software can't afford to cut Million Dollar Dan loose on the industry. Genius Dan is baiting Rick for something.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I wonder, if Pig really did get Dan shitcanned, does he think that makes Dan less likely to fuck with him? I dunno, Rick, it's a tough one, man.