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Where is the grammar poor, there? After watching so many of you swing and miss on grammar policing it truly is sad. BTW a comma should have preceded the "but" in your sentence, how ironic, nigger lover.

Hush child my vocabulary is large it's my probable dyslexia that leads to spelling errors on here and fat thumbs on phones. That's semi-serious, honestly I always did well in English even had good SAT scores though higher on math, but I'm a bad speller and worse now that all my writing is just for fucking around. I suspect it could be dyslexia but I wasn't a faggot seeking a crutch, or in the alternative I'm just stupid.

In fairness I hit the wrong keys on the stupid phone, I don't even proof read it. Oddly it has lured him into thinking this reflects well on him. "Look at my stlakers, they can't even spell". Because sperging out for 12 hours is better than a fat thumb hitting the wrong letter lol.

It's because I hit the wrong keys and I'm not going back to move around my cursor, plus at this point it's branded as me. The hard part is knowing that the slender fingered little men here that do girl work get upset, Karens are gonna Karen.
 
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Where is the grammar poor, there? After watching so many of you swing and miss on grammar policing it truly is sad. BTW a comma should have preceded the "but" in your sentence, how ironic, nigger lover.

Hush child my vocabulary is large it's my probable dyslexia that leads to spelling errors on here and fat thumbs on phones. That's semi-serious, honestly I always did well in English even had good SAT scores though higher on math, but I'm a bad speller and worse now that all my writing is just for fucking around. I suspect it could be dyslexia but I wasn't a faggot seeking a crutch, or in the alternative I'm just stupid.

In fairness I hit the wrong keys on the stupid phone, I don't even proof read it. Oddly it has lured him into thinking this reflects well on him. "Look at my stlakers, they can't even spell". Because sperging out for 12 hours is better than a fat thumb hitting the wrong letter lol.

It's because I hit the wrong keys and I'm not going back to move around my cursor, plus at this point it's branded as me. The hard part is knowing that the slender fingered little men here that do girl work get upset, Karens are gonna Karen.
Yea that's it, you respond when not directly pointed at you, but sure thing I won't respond again. It's really hard that some rando that listens to me, to shit on me, says mean things, how will I get over that. I also want to give you the chance to shit on me as it must be a boring life for a guy under 40 to this type of shit online. You win, haha, I have nothing for you.
 

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Where is the grammar poor, there? After watching so many of you swing and miss on grammar policing it truly is sad. BTW a comma should have preceded the "but" in your sentence, how ironic, nigger lover.

Hush child my vocabulary is large it's my probable dyslexia that leads to spelling errors on here and fat thumbs on phones. That's semi-serious, honestly I always did well in English even had good SAT scores though higher on math, but I'm a bad speller and worse now that all my writing is just for fucking around. I suspect it could be dyslexia but I wasn't a faggot seeking a crutch, or in the alternative I'm just stupid.

In fairness I hit the wrong keys on the stupid phone, I don't even proof read it. Oddly it has lured him into thinking this reflects well on him. "Look at my stlakers, they can't even spell". Because sperging out for 12 hours is better than a fat thumb hitting the wrong letter lol.

It's because I hit the wrong keys and I'm not going back to move around my cursor, plus at this point it's branded as me. The hard part is knowing that the slender fingered little men here that do girl work get upset, Karens are gonna Karen.
I'm a big fan of you too, I like a harem full of young guys that waste their best years on downvoting dozens of posts and reigniting the "about Boomia" even in new pat posts. Thanks man.‍

As the retard I addressed keeps responding. Of course I could ignore it as I do some of it, but he dragged it here so I replied. Now for you, I get it you're actually a cool guy whose young and just shitposts here, between the 10's you're banging and you also have a PhD in psychology because despite my family and I even being heard on here and being happy you were able to ferret out the truth that I'm really oaf that makes endless mistakes and defends them for no reason and is tuned out by everybody. That's an impressive resume you're displaying and yes it does make my first 35 years, but most importantly my peak 14-18 year old period, pale in comparison.‍

I bet I'm probably really 600 lbs, we live in the Canadian Rural Projects and I get Canadian disability however that works. I also so wholeheartedly want to be king of this nerdfest and even posted Pat content in the hopes we could return to it being about me. Maybe my fictional "mob father" and "fat" kids aren't real. Yea and the boasts of "being arrested or questioned by cops" like it was a badge are accurate, I didn't say that in reply to my potential liability if the FBI ever showed up at my foreign door. I'm thankful a brotherman like you keeps me grounded and I'm going to go make a healthy choclate ice cream smoothie now and switch my oxygen tank and take my insulin before I fantasize that I'm going away for the week with my sons, to a place we really don't own in a place I don't actually ever go. All the while using demo copies of software because I'm not internet cool enough to use pirated copies from a torrent site. I also don't know anything about VPNs and stuff like that because I prefer Canadian streaming services and their lesser content, but you'd be wrong, I have cable bitch and the fastest dial up one can have.‍

Thanks man and I'll try not to post anymore posts about Pat and then make them about me again and I'll be sure to use gooder grammar and writing skills like the Bakersfield Chimp's very proper "if he has any, have nicknames" and the like. I would never make fun of typos because the cool nerds here don't ever obsess on that or anything else. I also know that unlike my tired, fat, stupid, old self you will not blink your eyes from 35 to 51, it doesn't happen that way for manly studs that have real important things going on. Thanks for the kind advice, brotherman.‍
 
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Fawk, I glanced at this post, assumed it was another Boomia copypaste... then looked again and realized it was really you. Might be time for me to take another breather
It's fucking true though, we've all been moved to do so many things online that yoy
Reread it's conversational, minus the quote marks, reread it and tell me it's not true. The menagerie of web trolls, one time passcodes, texts verifications, and scams has made the internet a burden not a relief in your daily life. The young people who have bought in are now priced out of houses due to AirBnB, driving Uber for unlivable wages, paying 50% premiums from 2 years ago on food being delivered, and are unable to access their bank accounts and even recreational sites like here due to technical issues on a regular basis. The world is worse, not better for all of it. This is not a Boomia character post just a commentary on why this shit should just be used for shitposting not real life.
 
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It's fucking true though, we've all been moved to do so many things online that yoy

Reread it's conversational, minus the quote marks, reread it and tell me it's not true. The menagerie of web trolls, one time passcodes, texts verifications, and scams has made the internet a burden not a relief in your daily life. The young people who have bought in are now priced out of houses due to AirBnB, driving Uber for unlivable wages, paying 50% premiums from 2 years ago on food being delivered, and are unable to access their bank accounts and even recreational sites like here due to technical issues on a regular basis. The world is worse, not better for all of it. This is not a Boomia character post just a commentary on why this shit should just be used for shitposting not real life.
Might aswell throw this tidbit in since we're speaking of declines and falls...

Am I the only one with this sudden 'impulse' to purchase books online, load up my PS4's HD with as much movies I can, usb sticks with GB of data....I just been getting this nagging feeling they'll turn the lights out on the Internet soon, like by the end of summer/September.

Then when it get back up, you need social credit and ID to even pat post.
 

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Might aswell throw this tidbit in since we're speaking of declines and falls...

Am I the only one with this sudden 'impulse' to purchase books online, load up my PS4's HD with as much movies I can, usb sticks with GB of data....I just been getting this nagging feeling they'll turn the lights out on the Internet soon, like by the end of summer/September.
You should sell everything you own and start buying massive containers of water and some of that preserved dried meat that Anth was selling.
 

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Nice work, special agent Anus
 
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Might aswell throw this tidbit in since we're speaking of declines and falls...

Am I the only one with this sudden 'impulse' to purchase books online, load up my PS4's HD with as much movies I can, usb sticks with GB of data....I just been getting this nagging feeling they'll turn the lights out on the Internet soon, like by the end of summer/September.

Then when it get back up, you need social credit and ID to even pat post.
I'm in 100% agreement, we have lots of "disconnected" content for that reason too. Again, breaking out of the faggotry of this place and my character here, I'd love to have this conversation with anybody. I feel crazy, but I see signs in the way they make you do triple identifications to log into sites and shit. They have mined so much info from us and they're going to use it someday.

Edit: The other day one of my banks wanted me to take a picture, take a picture of my ID too, front and back and do 2 other things I don't even recall what they were but I declined. I had to call and I was being told I could close my accounts if I wanted, because closing 25k credit cards don't have any impact on your (social) credit score. Fucking some strange shit.
 

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I'm in 100% agreement, we have lots of "disconnected" content for that reason too. Again, breaking out of the faggotry of this place and my character here, I'd love to have this conversation with anybody. I feel crazy, but I see signs in the way they make you do triple identifications to log into sites and shit. They have mined so much info from us and they're going to use it someday.

Edit: The other day one of my banks wanted me to take a picture, take a picture of my ID too, front and back and do 2 other things I don't even recall what they were but I declined. I had to call and I was being told I could close my accounts if I wanted, because closing 25k credit cards don't have any impact on your (social) credit score. Fucking some strange shit.
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I'm in 100% agreement, we have lots of "disconnected" content for that reason too. Again, breaking out of the faggotry of this place and my character here, I'd love to have this conversation with anybody. I feel crazy, but I see signs in the way they make you do triple identifications to log into sites and shit. They have mined so much info from us and they're going to use it someday.

Edit: The other day one of my banks wanted me to take a picture, take a picture of my ID too, front and back and do 2 other things I don't even recall what they were but I declined. I had to call and I was being told I could close my accounts if I wanted, because closing 25k credit cards don't have any impact on your (social) credit score. Fucking some strange shit.
And you're Tomlinson level replier, my point wasn't the need for a secret forum to keep things between a few people, but rather this bitchman post below where you're acting like a mob boss. The best part is just days earlier you failed in identifying me as a "risk" hahaha hoolee shit, I can't say that without laughing, now I'm a retard and senile boomer because of one text that clearly hurt your boipussi bad. This is a retarded tween level hobby and I enjoy it, but I also enjoy it in a self deprecating way. You seem like you place some cache in your position amongst us. I also denote some jealousy at the "podcast dan" guy, just by how you said. The banter about flying to. close to the sun and all, is a huge fucking tell, about those saying it. I love bullshitting, on the cast, with friends, in bars, wherever, but I don't think I gain any cache from any of it, however some seemingly would based on their replies. It's pointless to continue with you, I don't really see you do anything but comment, so don't reply, but go run along and enjoy your special status‍
 

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I'm in 100% agreement, we have lots of "disconnected" content for that reason too. Again, breaking out of the faggotry of this place and my character here, I'd love to have this conversation with anybody. I feel crazy, but I see signs in the way they make you do triple identifications to log into sites and shit. They have mined so much info from us and they're going to use it someday.

Edit: The other day one of my banks wanted me to take a picture, take a picture of my ID too, front and back and do 2 other things I don't even recall what they were but I declined. I had to call and I was being told I could close my accounts if I wanted, because closing 25k credit cards don't have any impact on your (social) credit score. Fucking some strange shit.
Or you know, to prevent fraud.
 
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