Hey it's a radio show featuring every unfunny faggot I went to college with
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
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- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Cumtown isn't funny
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Hey it's a radio show featuring every unfunny faggot I went to college with
Tom Myers wrecked Nick's mind and publicly humiliated him at that Maryland standup show during Nick's alcoholic phase and he still isn't over it
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Oooohhhhh! You're fuckin me in my ass ova here.
The name RapistWithHIV alone is funnier than “Cum Town”. If they had any real edge they’d have been kicked off of reddit by now. But faggots will always have a platform.
What's the story?
Anyway, I think Cumtown is okay. I only like 10 min clips at a time of funny subjects; their full shows are hard to get through. Nick Mullen is the only talented one.
The fat one is annoying on and off the sit show
Stavros is audible cancer. He's also as funny as having my foreskin bitten by a hooker. Nick can be a real funny dude but comes actoss as a know it all douche.
Adam is far funnier than that cackling fat cunt. He can take a joke, too.
Nick asked tom for a free drink because Tom was headlining and recording a comedy show so he had some kind of open bar ticket and could get anything for free. Tom told him no and then made fun of him for being desperate, poor, drunk
this was years before nick made cumtown and had any fame. I can't think of a comparable OnA character to Tom, he's on the spectrum but delivers lines that undermine someone's self confidence and leave them (as Nick) scrambling. The only way to make a comeback would be to attack him personally in a way that hurts him back, but you would look petty in the process. Tom pulls it off because there's visibly something missing upstairs, it's like attacking a subtly mentally disabled man
fun fact: Tim Dillon blocked Tom Myers on twitter. Same dynamic explained above played out
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They were kicked off Reddit like a year ago, although they've got a replacement sub.
What's your favourite Adam joke? And don't say when he shit himself.
As for Cumtown, it used to be funny pre-COVID, and then they went to Zoom and it went to shit. Nick needs someone to bounce off and Stav stopped trying, and Adam has never contributed anything funny to anything ever. He is, genuinely, the least funny Jew alive. But, they make like $80k a month from Patreon, so none of them have the balls to quit. There was a brief minute in which Tim Dillon and Nick were going to team up, with Luis J. Gomez as the idiot they shit on; but I think Adam whined and begged so that fell through. The first three pilot shows were funny, though.
Rifs like this are what it used to be like back when it was funny:
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This is like "edgy" comedy for zoomer/millenials who think its wrong to say nigger and faggot while simultaenously thinking trump goes a "little to far" yet disliking liberals but being frienddly with them and "allies" to minorities and gays.
it's like the mitt romney of podcasts
it's like the mitt romney of podcasts
The Dillon/Gomez/Nick thing during Covid was pretty solid. Gomez has the brown-person privilege+retardation to just go at Nick, undermining the subtly woke positions Nick performs to demonstrate his ultimate submission despite his frequent dabbles in a real racist joke or implication. Nick knows, and so does Adam, that their audience is banking on those real racist jokes and references, but that they have to balance it out to keep their patreon and their status generally. Nick's association with ChapoTrapHouse (an ideological Iron Dome defense for him whenever he's accurately accused of racism) has worked out very well for him. Anyway I think it's three episodes only, well worth watching on youtube.
Dillon and Gomez are both tip-toeing around the edge of absolute cancellation. Intuitively if not explicitly, like Nick, they know that their audience and career is built around this balancing act. Though Nick's brand is based on this, being around the Jewish communist Adam and Jim Norton-tier insincere trend-following Stav give him both a convenient excuse for his Racisms and a guarantee for his cushy podcasting job, shielded from all those accusations of being Alt Right Adjascent
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Just FYI in order
Cumtown
Bob Kelly And Sometimes Colin Quinn
Uninformed
Ron and Fez
Opie and Anthony
Cumtown
Bob Kelly And Sometimes Colin Quinn
Uninformed
Ron and Fez
Opie and Anthony
Hoo hoo. I was the first to bring a token in studio. Tell 'em, Fred.
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Luis and Nick were good together. Tim I could've done without. I find his fat guy voice annoying.
tim dillon is overrated as hell. He's just some snarky fat faggot that doesn't make jokes
I tried to give cumtown a chance back when old sub was around and there was a mullen dicksucking thread every other day, but I just could never power through. Stav destroys anything entertaining, and they know it, people have bitched about that fucking constant cackling for years, I honestly think they keep him on cuz they think it's a funny troll to make their podcast unlistenable.
I can't stand him based solely on his voice.