Cumia managed to buy a house at the top of the market twice in his life.

[satanssockpuppet]

On the surface his bio always looked manly:

- lost virginity when real young, was banging chicks during high school
- did drugs with father, drank, shot guns, hunted
- used to be a day laborer and construction worker
- drove sports cars, huge mansion, loved sports and gambling
- XFL host, professional sports broadcaster
- went shooting guns with James Bond
- dated models, dated the traffic girl, dated Penthouse Pets

On the surface Anthony basically fooled the O&A fandom for decades that he was a fag. Now looking back we have too much information that he always was a queer:

- Treefort Richard thought Anthony was gay enough to want blowjobs, Danny said Anthony told him that he accepted the blowjob in private
- Anthony's father always thought he was gay, feared that Anthony would grow up gay, showered with Anthony as a kid though
- Anthony married his brother's leftovers and never got her pregnant but said he would fake finishing inside of her (wouldn't she realize this?)
- stopped his sex life being read out loud in a courtroom by paying $2milion to his ex-wife to cover up his actual sex life
- Sue Lightning scenario, sleeping with a man, paying for implants
- saying once on air that "all men watch gay porn occasionally" and that watching men rail each other was "funny"
- allegedly gave himself a heart attack due to dick pill use, probably needed it to be with women
- faggy lispy voice when drunk, creepy baby talk that would sometimes come out on the radio
- fantasized on air about self defense during home invasion, let someone rob his house and leave with money
- fantasized about self defense with his guns, let a negress street prostitute beat him up
- letting it slip that he wore his mother's shoes like a total idiot

I doubt that most of this "alpha male" stories are real at all. Like 'Buzz' probably never banged him but Treefort Richard did and so on.

The Nana facade. His entire life is all about doing everything possible to let his male friends and colleagues know how he's an insatiable cooze hound, a 100% pussy-driven alpha male who needs the youngest, tightest clam possible to adequately satisfy his depraved heterosexual needs. It's classic and painfully obvious over-compensation. Everything else springs from that, too. The dumb gambling binges, the guns, that retarded house, the reckless driving...all of it for the sake of impressing other men.

All because, behind closed doors, Nana secretly yearns to embrace being a swishy, fruity, flamboyantly gay queen. But he can't, as admitting his father was right all along would psychologically destroy him. So, still rebelling against daddy after all these years, Nana continues his "unapologetically masculine" facade, always reinforcing it with lots of alcohol and behaviors he believes other men will see as hetero, like bitching about his much younger girlfriend nagging him about staying up all night getting hammered. But sometimes he slips, like when he hits the karaoke stages and begins vamping, or when he starts doing the swishy hand gestures or his dainty little prances or his "hilarious" lispy fag voices.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Vamping and mincing are the most fitting descriptions of the old queens hijinks. I really could picture him Dr Frankenfurter-ing it up in torn fishnets in front of a semi-hard Warren.

Most heterosexual men who like karaoke (a small sample size, BTW), might elect to strike an old-school Sinatra or Elvis pose, or ape a classic rock frontman style, like Jagger/Tyler/Axl Rose or something. But when Nana hits that stage it's practically a drag queen revue. He chooses gay, campy songs and begins exuberantly vamping, sashaying, mincing, prancing, flitting and twinkling around, striking poses no heterosexual male is even capable of. I think he thinks it comes off as ironic, like he believes everyone is thinking "ha ha, he's so secure in his unapologetic masculinity he can swish around like Liberace on poppers", but everyone is actually thinking "holy shit Nana is as queer as a four dollar bill". And they're not wrong.

 

[DieNortonDie]

one thing that always made me laugh was how pathetically small his “property” was. Just a wop mansion that was squeezed onto a regular house’s property.

 

[DieNortonDie]

Most heterosexual men who like karaoke (a small sample size, BTW), might elect to strike an old-school Sinatra or Elvis pose, or ape a classic rock frontman style, like Jagger/Tyler/Axl Rose or something. But when Nana hits that stage it's practically a drag queen revue. He chooses gay, campy songs and begins exuberantly vamping, sashaying, mincing, prancing, flitting and twinkling around, striking poses no heterosexual male is even capable of. I think he thinks it comes off as ironic, like he believes everyone is thinking "ha ha, he's so secure in his unapologetic masculinity he can swish around like Liberace on poppers", but everyone is actually thinking "holy shit Nana is as queer as a four dollar bill". And they're not wrong.

He almost exclusively sings love songs that he considers deep cuts. Lest we forget, Anthony fled California and a manly lifestyle to go back to Long Island and be in hair bands. He used to listen to country and hunt. He also would always talk about hating hunting, which basically makes his gun ownership pointless. His fear of actually using a gun on living targets is hilarious.

He’s a faggot.

 

[LingerLonger]

one thing that always made me laugh was how pathetically small his “property” was. Just a wop mansion that was squeezed onto a regular house’s property.

This is more of a Long Island thing than anything else. Once people started building McMansions they were still limited to the boundary lines of the original property. So the grass, plants, trees, and lawns were destroyed so that they could have a guest house or huge footprint mansion. The mansions replaced lawns and gardens in these neighborhoods. And most of these HOA won't allow double lots.

 

[guest]

The Nana facade. His entire life is all about doing everything possible to let his male friends and colleagues know how he's an insatiable cooze hound, a 100% pussy-driven alpha male who needs the youngest, tightest clam possible to adequately satisfy his depraved heterosexual needs. It's classic and painfully obvious over-compensation.

Maybe that's why he found himself a muscle-bound girl to date. He probably exclusively fucks her in the ass and if she's roiding up at all she might have an abnormally large clit that he can suck.

 

[guest]

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Look how hard he's trying not to let his wrists go limp