Cry more, Fatso.

[guest]

Nowhere in this article does it say the stalking victims spent 4 years obsessively correcting the record when strangers would text them harmless screenshots of Chewbacca going WUUAHAHAAAAAA! This actually doesn't sound anything like what's going on here, Ricky my boy.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Wow too bad you don't live in the UK, "mate"

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

3 1/2 years, 100,000 childs, 60 John Does: How did America's dumbest lolcow go so long without changing his fucking phone number at least once?

 

[Clint Ruin]

Here's an article, this is how it pertains to me, doesn't this make you think about me? It's a thing but also me me me

 

[Meownaw]

Lmao the article is about women

 

[Brooke Shields]

I need to read this, ya know, it being word for word what Fat's has been through. Let me begin:

so far this checks out...

 

[Meownaw]

I need to read this, ya know, it being word for word what Fat's has been through. Let me begin:
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so far this checks out...

I smell a new bit

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Lmao the article is about women

That’s the best part, “cyber stalking” always relates to women being harassed for sexual and power reasons. Pat gets called a fat idiot by his toilet and he’s crying ME TOO!!!!

 

[Brooke Shields]

I need to read this, ya know, it being word for word what Fat's has been through. Let me begin:
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so far this checks out...

here's the first paragraph describing the stlaker:

this sounds familiar...

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Lmao the article is about women

It's Strictly Stalking all over again. Women are getting attention for being victims and Mama Raven's special boy tries to barge his way to the front of the line for pity points.

You're a blockhead, Pat. You'll never be in the guardian.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Lol thank God I don’t live in a faggot country where you can be arrested for saying mean things to people. Sorry britbongers, go ahead and tell me how Americans are fat now.

 

[Will Tate]

"Oi, guvnah, this Patrick S. Tomlinson ovah 'cross the pond? Me name's Josephus Lunar, Oi'm a wri-ah fah the Guardian, too roight, Oi'm pu-in tagethah a follow-up to our soibah-stalkin article an' wanted to know if you got a minute for a chin-wag, what-what?"

Gosh, sure hope that doesn't happen.

 

[Brooke Shields]

here's the first paragraph describing the atalker:
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this sounds familiar...

alright, it literally has nothing to do with anything Pat's been through. It's a freak stalking over 50 women and doing hilarious shenanigans that we only pull against one fat man who deserves it and whatever collateral he deems should also be brought into it
so something funny:

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

So now he's sharing tips on how atalkers can evade justice? That's his new approach? Good luck, bro.

 

[Jenna]

Here's 3 of the 62 women:

Clearly just a pathetic British incel harassing British women he found attractive, aka cyberstalking. I like the middle one myself, Lacey Chabert vibes.

It's the same thing as Strictly Stalking. Here, we have women who were targeted by creepy, sexually unsatisfied men. We also have a fat ugly guy from Milwaukee who says the exact same thing happens to him.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Low horsepower intellect Pat strikes again. Stalking? I'm also stalked, by my deficient powers of comparing and contrasting at least.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

alright, it literally has nothing to do with anything Pat's been through. It's a freak stalking over 50 women and doing hilarious shenanigans that we only pull against one fat man who deserves it and whatever collateral he deems should also be brought into it
so something funny:

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I hope he had the decency to at least light a candle.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

"Like OMG, see?! This article about 62 British women PROVES that I WILL get justice on another continent, child!"

An intelligent person skilled in the written word might use this article to bring to light one's own plight and outline a few similarities (if there are any). Not this self-obsessed dumbfuck. He has to melodramatically and without irony state that these women are sharing his experience, "word for word."

Poor and histrionic is no way to go through life. Fat, too.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Autism is no defense CuntFucker you paki englishman!