DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
JDA, my full breakdown of Pat’s cheating at that race was masterfully summarized by @Caverlock on Kiwifarms, Page 1 of Patso’s thread. In short, I analyzed the timing mat data and on-course photos from the race and discovered that Pat apparently did not complete the two out-and-back portions of the race. He apparently took shortcuts each time, shortening his distance from the full 13.1 miles down to ~9 miles. In spite of this he still finished in the bottom 9th percentile of runners. Maybe he stopped along the way for chili dogs?
Really I think @The REAL JDA Should have Carol guest on his podcast so they can talk about Pats mini marathon performance, since one of his claims is he’s a “marathon runner” now I’ll mind you nobody has found proof he’s actually ran an actual marathon. A couple half marathons yes, but not 26.2 miles.
That’s true really those guys have insane leg strength. When I first went to Japan this chick I was banging for a while took me somewhere and near the station was Sumo Hall with the museum. Went in and they had this bronzed handprint of some famous old Yokozuna dude. His fingers were insanely thick but my fingers were much longer and my hand was bigger overall and these old Japs in there were freaking out. Just white guy hands, niggaz.
I think I speak for everyone when I would, in fact, like to put a voice to those ass cheeks to have an even stronger orgasm.
Carol has a deep baritone voice, like James Earl Jones.
Couldn’t agree more. Where’s my superior white trophy??
I’m down for it
I hear a slightly huskier Jason Bateman.
More like Jason Datemen