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You're not yourself when you drink bud.
if im drunk all the time
doesnt that mean im not myself when im sober?
ive done everything on your list 3 times this year, drunk
maybe you should crack a Jack Horner and live a little
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You're not yourself when you drink bud.
Its OK he's a drunk belligerent retard. Good guy though.@Rutherford_b_Blaze and @CQ_1 are both sweet guys and you should be ashamed of yourself!
Its OK he's a drunk belligerent retard. Good guy though.
Not really pal I'm extremely comfortable with who I am. I also having a drinking problem but I got mine under control. I hope you do the same.whats funny is you have a problem
that list was a cry help
but instead of focusing on yourself, you wanna focus on my drinking because its comfortable
turn that big brain in on itself
Not really pal I'm extremely comfortable with who I am. I also having a drinking problem but I got mine under control. I hope you do the same.
I'm not into that cult dude.lol, now i get it
you are being a dry drunk
I'm not into that cult dude.
I’m just not into this bit and I’m not going to fake it like a whore just for you. Or at least not with that attitude.
Honest drunks can be alright.Do you have a family? I bet they cringe when they realize Horners been drinking again. I can just tell you're not fun to be around after a few.
Do you have a family? I bet they cringe when they realize Horners been drinking again. I can just tell you're not fun to be around after a few.the terminology is apt
your being a real norton right now
Belligerent drunkenness is acceptable, being an overly inquisitive one isn’t. I think I got it now.It’s OK he's a drunk belligerent retard. Good guy though.
You're a charming drunk.Belligerent drunkenness is acceptable, being an overly inquisitive one isn’t. I think I got it now.
Do you have a family? I bet they cringe when they realize Horners been drinking again. I can just tell you're not fun to be around after a few.
You need to Linger longer on my life story pal.funny you mention family
do you have one? friends?
how do you not leave the state for one wedding?
You need to Linger longer on my life story pal.
Stop enabling me! @Chiseler, tell him to stop enabling me.You're a charming drunk.
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