CQ and CHH trade stories thread

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Who the fuck drinks 2 liters of anything in one sitting.

Didn't @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda drink a 2L of V8?

 

[We Have Everything]

Hey @Mass.gov if I was having a crisis and asked to sleep on your couch. Would you let me?

You'd be on a month to month lease...I already have all the standard rental forms etc you need to sign.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Didn't @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda drink a 2L of V8?

Yeah, and he's fucking dead. QED.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Didn't @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda drink a 2L of V8?

Yeah. I puked a lot.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Yeah. I puked a lot.

A Canadian tradition

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A Canadian tradition

I can down a fuckload of chocolate milk until I puke too. I also can't just take a sip of water or ice tea, I always chug it. I'm a real glutton for liquids.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I can down a fuckload of chocolate milk until I puke too. I also can't just take a sip of water or ice tea, I always chug it. I'm a real glutton for liquids.

I go hard and then do that little kid thing where I sigh deeply

Ahhhhhhh

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I go hard and then do that little kid thing where I sigh deeply

Ahhhhhhh

If I drink from plastic bottles I always cave them in because I suck the drank out like a cack.

Show me how you suck ya boyfriend's cack. Show me wit ya mout.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

If I drink from plastic bottles I always cave them in because I suck the drank out like a cack.

Show me how you suck ya boyfriend's cack. Show me wit ya mout.

Sheeeeit. I always leave a bit of an air gap to help it flow. You probably wouldn't have to crank down on it like a big juicy hog if you did that. Maybe you just like doing it that way for reasons.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My dad used to make me laugh until I puked all the time when I was a little kid. I puke a lot. I'm a big puker.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I can down a fuckload of chocolate milk until I puke too. I also can't just take a sip of water or ice tea, I always chug it. I'm a real glutton for liquids.

I tried the gallon milk challenge in college and puked my guts out. Never been the same since

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

My dad used to make me laugh until I puked all the time when I was a little kid. I puke a lot. I'm a big puker.

Nobody pukes like me. No, it's true this is.. this is true. When I was a kid my dad would make me laugh by throwing beer bottles at the Injuns and I'd.. I know I know you couldn't do that these days with all this woke going around but back then it was normal. Anyways I'd get to laughing and I'd puke all over my corduroys...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I tried the gallon milk challenge in college and puked my guts out. Never been the same since

It's almost kind of nice puking up chocolate milk that is still cold and still tastes good. You get to enjoy it twice.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Did your dad really throw beer bottles at Injun kids @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did your dad really throw beer bottles at Injun kids @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda?

Lol nah he didn't drink very often. He'd just make fun of them and call them Tonto and shit.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Lol nah he didn't drink very often. He'd just make fun of them and call them Tonto and shit.

I was only jokin'. I'm sure he was a great dad. Look how you turned out.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I

I was only jokin'. I'm sure he was a great dad. Look how you turned out.

I'm gonna be an astronaut and explore the cosmos.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I

I'm gonna be an astronaut and explore the cosmos.

And Abe's gonna start with Uranus!!!

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I

I'm gonna be an astronaut and explore the cosmos.

Attaboy

 

[Chive Turkey]

Im gonna be an astronaut and explore the cosmos.

Just stay in school and mind your Mom and Pop.