Coward can't even "pull the trigger" on buying a new mattress

[Dummy Gaynuts]

waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh muh mattress waaaaaaaaahhhhhh boo hoo hoo hoooooo

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I wonder what happens if someone tries to out-misery him?

"Well, Paul - I sleep on a pile of used dog blankets on a concrete floor; so I win"

That’s Twitter in a nutshell, everyone fighting to be the biggest victim / most oppressed. It’s 24/7 “I have it bad!” - “no I have it bad!” - “no, I have the worst!” - “no, I have it the worst!”

 

[Mike Glyer]

Did you guys know Shaun Duke recently had a birthday? Easy to miss since Paul hasn't mentioned it (probably because he's a terrible friend IMO).

Dear God, he's waiting for Shaun Duke to acknowledge he saw it. I have never seen someone so needy.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Paul in a different life I sold mattresses. Get yourself a tempurpedic with adjustable base

Say money isn't an issue, what would you recommend based on pure quality? I was looking to get a new mattress because mine is worn out from fawkin' bitches all day/being a fat fuck.

I don't want to go cheap but don't want to pay $5,000 for some bullshit "elite" marketing like Dyson does.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

He could get a gun for the same amount of money

 

[42069]

Say money isn't an issue, what would you recommend based on pure quality? I was looking to get a new mattress because mine is worn out from fawkin' bitches all day/being a fat fuck.

I don't want to go cheap but don't want to pay $5,000 for some bullshit "elite" marketing like Dyson does.

I love tempurpedic. With that said an adjustable base can make any bed great

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Paul probably has some type of fetish sleeping in other people filth

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

This old queer goes on yearly trips to Nepal to rape children in the mountains (Nepaul as he calls it, yuck) but he can't afford a new mattress?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Here's footage of Paul.

 

[FurBurger]

Paul probably has some type of fetish sleeping in other people filth

We're going to find out that it's a bunch of kid's mattresses shoved together, aren't we?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Hugo Award nominee. They're all such babbling faggots.

if this is an award nominee and he makes this little money doing it, how big of losers are the majority of SFWA authors? I mean Scalzi used to brag about his decent house with a yard in Rural ohio where nothing costs shit, and they seem to respond to him like he's infinitely more successful than they are.

 

[guest]

Uncle Paul only buys the used mattress of children, so he can fall asleep smelling their piss.

 

[guest]

By the way I just bought a sleep number i8. Highly recommended if you and your partner don’t like the same kind of bed. I haven’t slept this good in years.

 

[guest]

Quick question. How do you dispose of a mattress in a way that prevents anyone from getting any remnants of DNA from it?

 

[Clint Ruin]

What kind of loser never bought a mattress by the time he is fifty? What a fucked-up leach.

 

[peckafacce]

Quick question. How do you dispose of a mattress in a way that prevents anyone from getting any remnants of DNA from it?

Burn it?

 

[guest]

Burn it?

Momma Weimer said I'm not allowed to use matches after what I did. Mr Ruffles my imaginary clown friend said I had to burn that house down to stop that nosey neighbor and her chatty kid.

 

[Hoolies]

Burn it?

Kill anyone that tries to pull it out of the dumpster?

 

[MonsterSteve]

He should really pull the trigger already.