Coward can't even "pull the trigger" on buying a new mattress

[RobertMewler]

Holy shit he's exhausting!

 

[captain_kamala]

why would you sleep on a mattress strangers have had sex on
why is he making big purchases before he gets his first unemployment check

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Isn't he 50 something? ...And he's never purchased a mattress?? I'm in my 30's and I think I've purchased 5 or 6 of them at this point.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

What a great thing to share with people. "I've never had a new mattress, my entire life I've slept on smelly old hand me downs". His life must be going great

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Christ what a pathetic man. This is why social media isn’t for everyone, there’s no reason to post this boring shit. Why does he think anyone cares? Is he trying to get someone to buy him one?

 

[AntSucks]

Not a fun fact: You being undecided about a mattress

Fun fact: Pat owes Quasi $26K

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What a great thing to share with people. "I've never had a new mattress, my entire life I've slept on smelly old hand me downs". His life must be going great

No wonder his family can’t stand him. He’s beyond exhausting with his constant “woe is me” crying.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Holy shit he's exhausting!

Not a fun fact at all. I wouldn't even bother telling my wife that thought if we were both waiting for the salesman in complete silence. These people never suffer a thought without expressing it.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

What a great thing to share with people. "I've never had a new mattress, my entire life I've slept on smelly old hand me downs". His life must be going great

Fun fact. His current bed is a fairyland princess bed from a child that went missing (probably)

 

[DougOutDoug]

Wheelie wheelie stupid head , sleeping in his filthy bed

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You guys are really missing the point here. We’ve shamed out of his blatant pedophilia. He’s no longer sleeping in cribs and is now at least getting a twin mattress.

 

[peckafacce]

Yes Paul, everyone knows you have trouble pulling the trigger. Its why nobody respects you.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Isn't he 50 something? ...And he's never purchased a mattress?? I'm in my 30's and I think I've purchased 5 or 6 of them at this point.

I'm in my 30s and have never purchased a mattress. It was a while back, but I got my place from an old lady who either died or went to a retirement home and didn't bother moving any furniture out, been sleeping on the mattress and bed frame she left ever since. Fuck do I need to spend $800 when I'm perfectly comfortable on this one?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Motherfucker looks like he lives in a building from that show Chernobyl.

 

[guest]

Yes Paul, everyone knows you have trouble pulling the trigger. Its why nobody respects you.

Fawk, you beat me to the trigger pulling joke

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Paul's bedroom look like Corwin Earl's from Gone Baby Gone.

 

[42069]

Paul in a different life I sold mattresses. Get yourself a tempurpedic with adjustable base

 

[stealthygeek]

Did you guys know Shaun Duke recently had a birthday? Easy to miss since Paul hasn't mentioned it (probably because he's a terrible friend IMO).

 

[Raymond]

"It occurs to me, as I think I need a new mattress, is a fun fact."

Hugo Award nominee. They're all such babbling faggots.

 

[FurBurger]

I wonder what happens if someone tries to out-misery him?

"Well, Paul - I sleep on a pile of used dog blankets on a concrete floor; so I win"