Cow tipping isn't real? Wtf?

[guest]

In 8th grade some guy said him and his friends go cow tipping and they find it hilarious, and our English teacher got mad at him. "Those poor cows! How dare you!" and he was like "no no it's so funny" and they got into an argument.

I RECENTLY FOUND OUT COW TIPPING ISN'T EVEN A THING. IT'S A FUCKING MEME. WHAT THE FUCK WERE THOSE TWO ASSHOLES ARGUING ABOUT?

FUCKING NIG RIGS.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Yeah they're not horses, they normally lay down to sleep.

This is just another jew slur against Whites. Lazy shit like the holohoax.

Chuckles kikeily 'The redneck goyim push cows over at night, right rabbi?'

Okay Hymie, what happens next? After Bubba or three gets through a barbed-wire fence in the dark and knocks a cow down? Well, if you did anything but grow sidelocks and bob your head retardedly and not bathe you'd know better than to piss off a herd of cows.

How many Lex Friedman jewbopper dwarves would it take to push a cow over anyway, six gorillion?

Shoah now!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Petition to still call laughing at JCC “cow tipping” though

 

[Carl Winslow]

Same with snipe hunting

 

[guest]

Petition to still call laughing at JCC “cow tipping” though

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Testicle.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Petition to still call laughing at JCC “cow tipping” though

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Damn. Samcro looking like Christopher Lloyd here.

 

[guest]

Around these here parts we call it Pasture Pet Pushing.

 

[Dog Eater]

I thought it was real until I read this thread.

 

[RIP-Allen-Lanier]

Same with snipe hunting

Why, I used to bag many a snipe whilst in scouts.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Why, I used to bag many a snipe whilst in scouts.

I fondly remember being sent to the hardware store for a length of shore line and the longest weight they had.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Petition to still call laughing at JCC “cow tipping” though

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I am...not a fan of coquettish JoeH

 

[Stent]

That reminds me, is your refrigerator running?

^{Tssss fawkin' wait until he answers. It's gonna be fawkin' hilarious.}

 

[guest]

That reminds me, is your refrigerator running?

[SIZE=9px]^{Tssss fawkin' wait until he answers. It's gonna be fawkin' hilarious.}[/SIZE]

Actually, my refrigerator wasn't running. You spared me quite a bit of spoilage. Thank you, anonymous young man.

 

[Stent]

Actually, my refrigerator wasn't running. You spared me quite a bit of spoilage. Thank you, anonymous young man.

Yeah? Fawkin' don't go runnin' after it or sumpthin' then!

Buried that cocksucka.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I fondly remember being sent to the hardware store for a length of shore line and the longest weight they had.

Opie: Lady Trucker, what're you hauling today?
LT: Sailboat fuel.
Opie: Where ya taking it?
Anthony: She means air, Ope. She's not hauling anything...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Same with snipe hunting

Snipes are real and you can hunt them though. They're birds with long faggy beaks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I fondly remember being sent to the hardware store for a length of shore line and the longest weight they had.

If someone set me up to make a goddamned fool of myself like that I would destroy their entire fucking world.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Snipes are real and you can hunt them though. They're birds with long faggy beaks.

@Stint, comment?

 

[Stent]

If someone set me up to make a goddamned fool of myself like that I would destroy their entire fucking world.

Hey, uh, Abe. It's fawkin' me. Al Packeeno. Long time. Let's play some baseaball. How abouts you go get me some of those fudgin' new curveballs from the garage.

Tsss I'm gonna get this cocksucka.

 

[Stent]

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@Stint, comment?

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