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COVID Bullshit Thread

satanssockpuppet

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Tony said:
And they're completely immune to any type of litigation
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I have a major problem with this. I have a history of various allergies and bad reactions to medications, including vaccines. If I get this vaccine and I have a serious adverse reaction, what recourse do I have? Who's going to pay my bills while I'm curled up in bed with "flu-like symptoms" or worse? I'm no anti-vaxtard by any means, but I should just ignore my past medical history and just roll the dice with this shit? Saying "meh, don't be a big baby, just get it" isn't really sound advice IMO. When I was a kid I got the swine flu jab and it flattened me, I woke up in the hospital with no recollection of what happened. The only time I ever got a flu shot I promptly came down with a crippling case of the flu. So yeah, I'm very hesitant about ignoring my personal medical history and succumbing to peer pressure when I have plenty to lose.
 
Snake

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satanssockpuppet said:
I have a major problem with this. I have a history of various allergies and bad reactions to medications, including vaccines. If I get this vaccine and I have a serious adverse reaction, what recourse do I have? Who's going to pay my bills while I'm curled up in bed with "flu-like symptoms" or worse? I'm no anti-vaxtard by any means, but I should just ignore my past medical history and just roll the dice with this shit? Saying "meh, don't be a big baby, just get it" isn't really sound advice IMO. When I was a kid I got the swine flu jab and it flattened me, I woke up in the hospital with no recollection of what happened. The only time I ever got a flu shot I promptly came down with a crippling case of the flu. So yeah, I'm very hesitant about ignoring my personal medical history and succumbing to peer pressure when I have plenty to lose.
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I'm not anti-vaxx either, but when it's being weaponized like this and governments are literally bribing it's people to get it, it's gotta be for nefarious reasons. There's been a huge influx the last couple decades of autism, I can only think it's by design and it's gotta be coming from an external source.

Vaccines have extended lifespans compared to 200 years ago, but I wouldn't give kids any shots nowadays given the medical field is purely a racket now. Doctors want an assembly line of people to jab to get bonuses from insurance companies.
 
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satanssockpuppet

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I'm not anti-vaxx either, but when it's being weaponized like this and governments are literally bribing it's people to get it, it's gotta be for nefarious reasons. There's been a huge influx the last couple decades of autism, I can only think it's by design and it's gotta be coming from an external source.
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Even if the whole thing is completely above board I'm responsible for my own health-related decisions. My personal concerns are legit. I've suffered serious allergy-related issues before and I'm not eager to experience them again. So far every single question and concern I've voiced has been ignored or shrugged away. I signed up for a shot early on and was told that because I've had a history of bad shellfish allergic reactions I "wasn't yet eligible", so what changed that would make me eligible now? Societal peer pressure? Not good enough. I need a guarantee. I've managed my various allergies successfully for my entire life and I'm not rolling the dice and hoping for the best now.
 
RobertMewler

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Gay Faggot.

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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Tony said:
I'm not anti-vaxx either, but when it's being weaponized like this and governments are literally bribing it's people to get it, it's gotta be for nefarious reasons. There's been a huge influx the last couple decades of autism, I can only think it's by design and it's gotta be coming from an external source.

Vaccines have extended lifespans compared to 200 years ago, but I wouldn't give kids any shots nowadays given the medical field is purely a racket now. Doctors want an assembly line of people to jab to get bonuses from insurance companies.
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Since day 1 I’ve been operating under if you want to do it go for it. I’m perfectly fine and don’t need it or a mask. I’d be very interested to see how many people in power have stocks or vested in interest in any of the industries involved with this. I know it’s absurd and quite frankly I feel stupid typing this but, I’m pretty sure politicians have been engaging in insider trading and manipulation for years. They may not even consider how it effects every day people or even worse may not care at all. Retarded I know, but it’s just a theory. Really, we should probably just be doing whatever they and the science says. No way people abuse their power for their own benefit.
 
TokenX

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Gay Faggot. said:
Since day 1 I’ve been operating under if you want to do it go for it. I’m perfectly fine and don’t need it or a mask. I’d be very interested to see how many people in power have stocks or vested in interest in any of the industries involved with this. I know it’s absurd and quite frankly I feel stupid typing this but, I’m pretty sure politicians have been engaging in insider trading and manipulation for years. They may not even consider how it effects every day people or even worse may not care at all. Retarded I know, but it’s just a theory. Really, we should probably just be doing whatever they and the science says. No way people abuse their power for their own benefit.
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There's probably 10s of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of people have a vested interest in Covid-19. I dunno who's at the top but Stephane Bancel made $10 billion in a year. The media loves it. Politicians love talking about it because the media talks about it. Moderna was like a huge investment scam until they blew a fat, gooey load with their precious vaccine technology - who knows what kind of kikey ingredient Tal Zaks dropped into the brew before he scurried back to Israel with $50 million. It'll go on for however long the media keeps talking about it - kinda like muh russia. Maybe Fauci needs to be hugely embarrassed like that faggot Robert Mueller was.
 
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Gay Faggot. said:
Since day 1 I’ve been operating under if you want to do it go for it. I’m perfectly fine and don’t need it or a mask. I’d be very interested to see how many people in power have stocks or vested in interest in any of the industries involved with this. I know it’s absurd and quite frankly I feel stupid typing this but, I’m pretty sure politicians have been engaging in insider trading and manipulation for years. They may not even consider how it effects every day people or even worse may not care at all. Retarded I know, but it’s just a theory. Really, we should probably just be doing whatever they and the science says. No way people abuse their power for their own benefit.
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It happens all the time. They invest in shit right before it goes in front of the committee.

www.bloomberg.com

Pelosi’s Husband Locked In $5.3 Million From Alphabet Options

Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s husband, Paul Pelosi, won big on Alphabet Inc. stock and added bets on Amazon.com Inc. and Apple Inc. in the weeks leading up to the House Judiciary Committee’s vote on antitrust legislation that seeks to severely limit how these companies organize and offer their products.
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Gay Faggot.

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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TokenX said:
There's probably 10s of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of people have a vested interest in Covid-19. I dunno who's at the top but Stephane Bancel made $10 billion in a year. The media loves it. Politicians love talking about it because the media talks about it. Moderna was like a huge investment scam until they blew a fat, gooey load with their precious vaccine technology - who knows what kind of kikey ingredient Tal Zaks dropped into the brew before he scurried back to Israel with $50 million. It'll go on for however long the media keeps talking about it - kinda like muh russia. Maybe Fauci needs to be hugely embarrassed like that faggot Robert Mueller was.
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You’re much kinder than me. I assume the media is in on it. Much like war, they push the narrative the government wants them to. Obama kills thousands of innocent children in sand shitter countries? Nothing. Trump blows up a Syrian hospital? Almost nothing. They’re there to justify the schemes of their bosses to make shitloads of money to the average person. They feel no shame in it just like cops feels no shame in violating rights on a near daily basis.
 
Imager

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I'm not vaxxed.

Last year, I wore a mask for the last third of the year. And then the first couple of months. It was taking a toll on my mental health (masking due to people brainwashed by the media) so I just stopped wearing the mask. I read up on the executive order and knew my rights.

I've never been healthier.

I wonder how long it will take normies to realize that this disease is so contagious that even vaccines can't stop it, that maybe we should just take our chances and live life. You cannot legislate an airborne virus. Life carries risk, and the idea that you can be expected to never get sick is fantasy.

Also, in all the risk I've put myself under, I have not gotten the most contagious disease ever known to man. Maybe, just maybe, the risk is being overblown and the media is hyping it for ratings.
 
Imager

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