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COVID Bullshit Thread

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Corey Taylor ‘Out of the Woods’ After Positive Covid Test, Urges People to Get Vaccinated​

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UPDATE #2 (8/23): Slipknot’s Corey Taylor said he’s “out of the woods” and recovering well after testing positive for Covid-19. In a video shared on Twitter, Taylor said he’s still positive, but no longer grappling with Covid symptoms like aches and a high fever (though he was still a little congested). “It shouldn’t be too much longer before I test negative, so that’s great,” Taylor said.


Along with thanking family, friends and fans for their support, Taylor credited the Covid-19 vaccine with helping him fight the virus, and encouraged people to get it if they haven’t. “I also want to say, because I was vaccinated, I truly believe that is what helped me get over the brink,” he said. “This is the worst I’ve ever been sick in my life; had I not been vaccinated, I shudder to think how bad it would’ve been. But, because I had that extra little bit of protection, it definitely helped me get through it. So go, go, go. If you’re still on the fence, I’m telling you right now, it’s the best thing you can do for yourself.”
all this rampant testing is pure clownworld bullshit. People are considered sick now until proven well (even though Covid is mild & the tests are flawed.

'Cases' formerly defined somebody presenting with tangible symptoms. Language is being flipped to increase the hype, online dictionaries changed the meanings of 'vaccines' & 'herd immunity'. I'm not sure legal definitions are so easy (although I'm sure it's coming), but the Covid clotshot is not a vaccine!!!
 

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Corey Taylor ‘Out of the Woods’ After Positive Covid Test, Urges People to Get Vaccinated​

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UPDATE #2 (8/23): Slipknot’s Corey Taylor said he’s “out of the woods” and recovering well after testing positive for Covid-19. In a video shared on Twitter, Taylor said he’s still positive, but no longer grappling with Covid symptoms like aches and a high fever (though he was still a little congested). “It shouldn’t be too much longer before I test negative, so that’s great,” Taylor said.


Along with thanking family, friends and fans for their support, Taylor credited the Covid-19 vaccine with helping him fight the virus, and encouraged people to get it if they haven’t. “I also want to say, because I was vaccinated, I truly believe that is what helped me get over the brink,” he said. “This is the worst I’ve ever been sick in my life; had I not been vaccinated, I shudder to think how bad it would’ve been. But, because I had that extra little bit of protection, it definitely helped me get through it. So go, go, go. If you’re still on the fence, I’m telling you right now, it’s the best thing you can do for yourself.”
This is how vaccines work. I can confirm that because I had half lockjaw, partial chickenpox, mild mumps, and a slight case of hepatitis.
 

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I had costochondritis from too much overexertion doing work around my house, golfing, and coughing from doing dabs. Went to the doctor for some painkillers and they told me I was due for a Tdap shot. Also asked if I wanted to get a COVID vaccine and I said fuck it, why not. In for a penny, in for a pound. Only had some arm and neck soreness after the first shot which could have also been the Tdap. Got the second shot and never felt sick but like two days after I got it I started feeling a pain on my stink wrinkle. I used to get hemorrhoids, especially when I had an office job and sat at a desk all day but haven't had an issue with them in a really long time. Each day it kept getting worse and a pretty good sized lump formed. Everything I read online pointed to it being a thrombosed hemorrhoid which is a hemorrhoid with a blood clot in it.

By the time I got in to see the doctor again, I was in fucking agony. Felt like I had a cactus coated in Flaming Hot Cheeto dust up my ass. Doctor gave me more painkillers and said it looked like it was about to pop. Which it did later that day. A decent amount of blood and clots came out. I've never had anything like that in my life happen and it dawned on me a few days ago that it was probably the fucking COVID shot since they've been known to cause blood clotting issues.
 

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I had costochondritis from too much overexertion doing work around my house, golfing, and coughing from doing dabs. Went to the doctor for some painkillers and they told me I was due for a Tdap shot. Also asked if I wanted to get a COVID vaccine and I said fuck it, why not. In for a penny, in for a pound. Only had some arm and neck soreness after the first shot which could have also been the Tdap. Got the second shot and never felt sick but like two days after I got it I started feeling a pain on my stink wrinkle. I used to get hemorrhoids, especially when I had an office job and sat at a desk all day but haven't had an issue with them in a really long time. Each day it kept getting worse and a pretty good sized lump formed. Everything I read online pointed to it being a thrombosed hemorrhoid which is a hemorrhoid with a blood clot in it.

By the time I got in to see the doctor again, I was in fucking agony. Felt like I had a cactus coated in Flaming Hot Cheeto dust up my ass. Doctor gave me more painkillers and said it looked like it was about to pop. Which it did later that day. A decent amount of blood and clots came out. I've never had anything like that in my life happen and it dawned on me a few days ago that it was probably the fucking COVID shot since they've been known to cause blood clotting issues.
Jesus. I knew the shots had clotting side effects, but chestburster roids was the last thing I expected.

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I'm pretty sure I'm just getting over the poo variant, which took about a week and a half to start going away. It was worse than the shit I dealt with in 2019 which I'm convinced was the original strain.

I went to work through all of it even though I could of went out on a two week quarantine, so I hope I made everyone sick. I had nausea, low fever, coughing and the shits a little. It's nothing to worry about, it's a fucking mild flu and I've had worse. Although if you're a Tomlinson or a Cumia, you'll be dead within 48 hours. It just took longer to get over since I only had over the counter medicine as I didn't want to go to the doctor and get that toxic PCR test.
 

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I had costochondritis from too much overexertion doing work around my house, golfing, and coughing from doing dabs. Went to the doctor for some painkillers and they told me I was due for a Tdap shot. Also asked if I wanted to get a COVID vaccine and I said fuck it, why not. In for a penny, in for a pound. Only had some arm and neck soreness after the first shot which could have also been the Tdap. Got the second shot and never felt sick but like two days after I got it I started feeling a pain on my stink wrinkle. I used to get hemorrhoids, especially when I had an office job and sat at a desk all day but haven't had an issue with them in a really long time. Each day it kept getting worse and a pretty good sized lump formed. Everything I read online pointed to it being a thrombosed hemorrhoid which is a hemorrhoid with a blood clot in it.

By the time I got in to see the doctor again, I was in fucking agony. Felt like I had a cactus coated in Flaming Hot Cheeto dust up my ass. Doctor gave me more painkillers and said it looked like it was about to pop. Which it did later that day. A decent amount of blood and clots came out. I've never had anything like that in my life happen and it dawned on me a few days ago that it was probably the fucking COVID shot since they've been known to cause blood clotting issues.
Please post that on r/covidvaccinated.
 

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I'm pretty sure I'm just getting over the poo variant, which took about a week and a half to start going away. It was worse than the shit I dealt with in 2019 which I'm convinced was the original strain.

I went to work through all of it even though I could of went out on a two week quarantine, so I hope I made everyone sick. I had nausea, low fever, coughing and the shits a little. It's nothing to worry about, it's a fucking mild flu and I've had worse. Although if you're a Tomlinson or a Cumia, you'll be dead within 48 hours. It just took longer to get over since I only had over the counter medicine as I didn't want to go to the doctor and get that toxic PCR test.
Sounds like HIV.
 
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Good news, gang! The State Department is going to temporarily quit pretending we're in the middle of a FREAKING PANDEMIC so we can get some more Afghan refugees!!! Just what this country needs! But once that's over, don't worry. We'll be back to pretending the spooky flu is worth shutting down society in no time.

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Good news, gang! The State Department is going to temporarily quit pretending we're in the middle of a FREAKING PANDEMIC so we can get some more Afghan refugees!!! Just what this country needs! But once that's over, don't worry. We'll be back to pretending the spooky flu is worth shutting down society in no time.

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I’d rather take in planefulls of chinks with COVID than these fucking desert people.
 
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