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Oh no, even Uncle Jesse is telling us to get vaxxed!
Fuck him... but I still like him more than Jim Norton.
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You will never be fully vaccinated.Ahahahaha the cattle must get a 3rd vaxx or they will be labeled as filthy unvaxxed. I wonder when Pat will start oinking about this?
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They want to turn everyone's immune system into a subscription serviceYou will never be fully vaccinated.
You have no immune system.
You may look healthy now, but no one believes you'll live beyond next year.
NEW! FROM PFIZER!They want to turn everyone's immune system into a subscription service
We'll see, I won't get my hopes up. A good high profile injury would be nice.
This article does not exist. Not by this headline anyway. Altered/updated headline? Fake news? This is the only SFGate article by Eric Ting I could find today and although the lede is the same, the headline is very different:
I can still hopeThis article does not exist. Not by this headline anyway. Altered/updated headline? Fake news? This is the only SFGate article by Eric Ting I could find today and although the lede is the same, the headline is very different:
Gavin Newsom's wife, California Dems bristle at questions about governor's absence
The governor's office originally said Newsom would not make the trip due to 'family...www.sfgate.com
I really needed you that day, pol.This article does not exist. Not by this headline anyway. Altered/updated headline? Fake news? This is the only SFGate article by Eric Ting I could find today and although the lede is the same, the headline is very different:
Gavin Newsom's wife, California Dems bristle at questions about governor's absence
The governor's office originally said Newsom would not make the trip due to 'family...www.sfgate.com
Well, there's one upside to me getting vaccinated. This new job I've got that pays vurrry well and seems like a lot of fun have double vaccination as a requirement. If I wasn't vaxed, I would've lost the position since they need me to start asap.
Say what you want about me being a jew coping faggot or whatever for caring about a job/money, but I'm not changing. I like, I like me. I'm the real article.
I'm literally a bioweapon, child.
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Never realized that toxic waste turns you into Joe Cumia.
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