Could you take Pat in a street fight?

[NoBacon]

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t think I could. He’s got easily at least 100lb on me and he would be fighting with such a retard rage that he’s finally found a stlaker, I think he might actually win.

I’m 5”9 165LB and I have some boxing experience, so I could maybe do it if I avoid his immense bulk just engulfing me in an autistic fit of anger.

Then again he is actually a timid coward in real life so my retard rage theory might not actually be a factor to worry about.

 

[guest]

im 6'2 180 but have much bigger bones, hands, shoulders etc. He has a delicate frame, ignore the obesity. It would not be fair, Im not violent but it would not be fair because Im athletic, don't drink, got 10 years on him, and physically fit and strong. I could hold him down for a citizen's arrest without breaking a sweat.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Easy. He’s slow as fuck (mentally as well as physically). Use footwork and some right jabs to knock his Humpty Dumpty body off balance, then ground and pound while he impotently calls for his Mommy and grasps for his rape whistle.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Easily. Ive bounced way tougher people out of bars. Pat is light work ( He is still fat tho)

 

[NoBacon]

im 6'2 180 but have much bigger bones, hands, shoulders etc. He has a delicate frame, ignore the obesity. It would not be fair, Im not violent but it would not be fair because Im athletic, don't drink, got 10 years on him, and physically fit and strong. I could hold him down for a citizen's arrest without breaking a sweat.

If only you were there the night sweet Bernell lost his life to Patrick. #JUSTICEFORBERNELL

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

You forget that he's not only a former self-defense instructor, but also a master of BJJ, Aikido, and Krav "Jew" Maga. I wouldn't mess with someone like that, or else...

 

[guest]

Nope. He would push my shit in fuuurr sherrr!

 

[guest]

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t think I could. He’s got easily at least 100lb on me and he would be fighting with such a retard rage that he’s finally found a atalker, I think he might actually win.

I’m 5”9 165LB and I have some boxing experience, so I could maybe do it if I avoid his immense bulk just engulfing me in an autistic fit of anger.

Then again he is actually a timid coward in real life so my retard rage theory might not actually be a factor to worry about.

If you’ve boxed you’d win easy. He’d gas after like 30 seconds. Just stick and move.

 

[NoBacon]

If you’ve boxed you’d win easy. He’d gas after like 30 seconds. Just stick and move.

I’m guessing he could just get a hold of me and smother me with his sheer bulk and obesity

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If you’ve boxed you’d win easy. He’d gas after like 30 seconds. Just stick and move.

He was gassed just arguing with Josiah.

 

[guest]

I’m guessing he could just get a hold of me and smother me with his sheer bulk and obesity

Don’t let him get that close

 

[PeteRose]

he has that huge retarded head and unmeasurable levels of anger which makes me think...

but hes so out of shape and unathletic im pretty sure i could blacken his eye and choke him out in a couple minutes. any sort of grappling would likely lead to a default victory as rick goes into cardiac arrest.

 

[guest]

Study this training video

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[Stent]

Could I win against a fat crying drunk? Let me think that one over.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I would slap his fat face until he was down on the filthy sidewalk and then I would proceed to rape him in full view of all passersby. Yes, it IS gay and no, I won't stop even if a cop yells at me

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I'd pour beer on his geh surface and then beat Patso like a runaway slave.

Then have a dick-measuring contest with Nik. Less confident about that one, tbh.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I am 100% certain i would knock him unconscious within 20 seconds.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Generally speaking, as someone who has spent over 30 years training, I'd suggest that no matter how experienced you are, you should never assume you'd beat anyone in a fight.

However, in this case, I am absolutely fucking certain beyond any doubt that I would demolish this whisper soft, fat faggot with ease.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Generally speaking, as someone who has spent over 30 years training, I'd suggest that no matter how experienced you are, you should never assume you'd beat anyone in a fight.

However, in this case, I am absolutely fucking certain beyond any doubt that I would demolish this whisper soft, fat faggot with ease.

We have seen enough of pat to size him up.

 

[ChildlessHambino]

He stood there while his wife was on another man’s lap and did nothing about it. He’s a spineless queef.