Could you beat up your dad if he was himself at your age now?

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

My old man still crushes me at arm wrestling and he's turning 60 soon.
I could totally take him out in a no-holds-barred though.

I regret not at least trying it out sometime when I was young enough for it to make sense. Now it would just be elder abuse.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

My dad could kick my ass right now. He was a Navy Seal and stellar high school wrestler

 

[guest]

My dad could kick my ass right now. He was a Navy Seal and stellar high school wrestler

Thank him for his service.

 

[Mike Glyer]

This one's a mixed bag, but all of our grandfathers could stomp us

My maternal grandfather was a schizophrenic alcoholic and my paternal grandfather died from alcohol-related liver failure at 35. The drunken schizo was a pussy who could only hit his pre-teen sons and the other guy was a rotting corpse at my age. I got this.

 

[Wa4892]

I'm 57. The first time I ever thought 'I could take this old man' was when my dad turned 70.

So, 57 year old Pops would kick my ass.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I'm 57. The first time I ever thought 'I could take this old man' was when my dad turned 70.

So, 57 year old Pops would kick my ass.

57 years young, I like to say.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My father used to get drunk, take off his shirt for some reason and offer me $500 if I could knock him out but I never took him up on that offer. Once he did that in front of my new girlfriend I was introducing to him.

“So uhhh that’s my dad. Let’s head out to the movies.”

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

“So uhhh that’s my dad. Let’s head out to the movies.”

We ended up going to Walmart. My girlfriend was the only sober one so she had to drive and blow into his car breathalyzer thing. He told her to "run over those niggers" in the parking lot and tried to convince her to steal from Walmart for fun. Then he referred to her as my bitch in front of her.
In private he told me he wanted to fuck her. When he passed out the gf and I went into the shed and fucked. PFG day and also the last time I saw the old man.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

We ended up going to Walmart. My girlfriend was the only sober one so she had to drive and blow into his car breathalyzer thing. He told her to "run over those niggers" in the parking lot and tried to convince her to steal from Walmart for fun. Then he referred to her as my bitch in front of her.
In private he told me he wanted to fuck her. When he passed out the gf and I went into the shed and fucked. PFG day and also the last time I saw the old man.

I’m sorry for laughing but you have to understand how hilarious that is. I’m sorry you had to deal with that, Big Blaze.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

My dad was a big guy, he’d probably have 30 LBs on me

 

[Dennyislife]

My dad might be bigger slightly but he played the fucking trumpet in a military school style band...in England. Just unheard of levels of loser.

This week I was helping him carry something really heavy up some steps and he was blowing for 5 minutes afterwards while I hardly broke into sweat. It's over for him.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I’m sorry for laughing but you have to understand how hilarious that is. I’m sorry you had to deal with that, Big Blaze.

I'm legitimately thankful I had him as a father because I got so many great stories out of it.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I'm legitimately thankful I had him as a father because I got so many great stories out of it.

Joe Cumia Sr has nothing on Ruth Blaze Sr.

 

[DMbA]

We ended up going to Walmart. My girlfriend was the only sober one so she had to drive and blow into his car breathalyzer thing. He told her to "run over those niggers" in the parking lot and tried to convince her to steal from Walmart for fun. Then he referred to her as my bitch in front of her.
In private he told me he wanted to fuck her. When he passed out the gf and I went into the shed and fucked. PFG day and also the last time I saw the old man.

he went out to get ciggy?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

he went out for ciggy?

They call it a dirt nap.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Joe Cumia Sr has nothing on Ruth Blaze Sr.

You’re definitely more of a man than either of the Cumia sisters.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You’re definitely more of a man than either of the Cumia sisters.

Thanks budday

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My dad at 33 would've fucking killed me. I'm well on my way to being crippled and he's still unreasonably strong for an old guy. He's also had a barn joist come down on his head during a fire and just shook it off. Sometimes I sincerely think my dad is a Highlander. Any time I've talked to one of his buddies or old coworkers when they had a few drinks into them, it always turns to "Your dad is the toughest motherfucker I've ever known." If Triple H and John Goodman morphed into one person, that's what my old man looks like.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Nope. I'm 140 pounds. I don't think I could trounce many people with fisticuffs. My father used to get drunk, take off his shirt for some reason and offer me $500 if I could knock him out but I never took him up on that offer. He was older than my age now though. Once he did that in front of my new girlfriend I was introducing to him.
Maybe I could have knocked him out with a sucker punch. He was always getting drunk and falling on stuff. All his furniture and stuff was broken because he would fall on it. Stay stuff again.

Lol I remember being early teens, invited a few folk up the house, and my dad (drunk off his tits) went ballistic, ended up chasing me round the block
The look on the posh girls face was priceless
Punching out

 

[cachorro]

my dad was cock diesel at my age. im pathetic