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Could this day get any worse? (Porsalin is a faggot)

TorqueWheeler

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Well hes got a point, a Patrick documentary would end up to be an almost impossible task since he embarrasses himself on a daily basis and he would have to keep adding more while covering all he’s done.

A true Patrick production would need to be split in 3 parts like that Beatles doc. You can’t explain Pat easily anyone, there’s too much gold and insanity all coming from one fat idiot with nothing but time on his hands.
True. We need to get Ken Burns on this shit.
 

Prince Bvstin

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It must take a reeeeeal long time to come up with his witty descriptors of his subjects. The rotund author, the tubby tweeter, the fat firebrand, the chubby cuck, the 20lbs of shit in a 10lb bag faced faggot, the bloated buffoon... There that's your entire documentary worth of original content and ideas laid out for you. Now just do a supercut of the Pat being dumb online and blabber over it and you're set. Idiot
 

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English queer.
Oh fuck off!
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He tries passing himself of as having an RP accent but those of us who actually do could hear what sounded like an oafish Midlands twang underneath (like the faggots on Peaky Blinders for those non-Brits.) Tomlinson-esque behaviour, like trying to sound like a WASP from Connecticut when you're actually a yokel from rural Wisconsin.
 
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