could pat reasonably defeat a silverback gorilla if he was armed with a 1717 charleville standard issue french line infantry musket?

[Stent]

Fine. If none of you fucking cowards will answer my question, I will:

I pick the gorilla. And I'd bite that gorilla's tiny little cock off.

The gorilla's probably gonna want you to blow him a little before he rails you, since he has hands to force your head down with. When you get there, just bite his prick off and run. Biting a gorilla's dick off would totally incapacitate it, right? Jamie, look up if biting a gorilla's dick off incapacitates them.

I'm going to give that gorilla the blowjob of a lifetime just so he doesn't even need to think about my butthole. That's how I win.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

there are gay guys that buy dildos the size of a pylon so I think im safe from anal puncturing. I'm not safe from a gorilla ripping my dick and balls off mid rape because I looked him in the eyes wrong.

What are you looking him in the eyes for anyways, homo? You're getting raped, you're not making love.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I feel like the pony would be bestiality while the gorilla is more similar to homo sapiens

You've probably had worse already.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I conquered this thread. I don't see a lot of answers to the could Pat defeat a gorilla question. I'm seeing a lot of discussion about pony vs gorilla rape though.

 

[quasi101]

Does he have paint and balloons nearby?