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Could I get an upvote?

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moorish_crack said:
mews is a swinger confirmed

@Dougie add this to the hate facts report
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I'm obviously asking, in an astonished manner, if a pineapple is code for swinging. And then provided evidence that Pat has used a pineapple in the past, thus intimating that he and Niki must be swingers. Nice try with the hate tho.

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Girl who ruins bits
 
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RobertMewler said:
Pineapple is code for swingers? He used to have a pineapple for his site's favicon too. Edit: It's still there:

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"I'm into.. things.."

Ew, who's he getting in the deal? We've seen what those convention women look like. 🤮
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Mommy, I know you know I haven't forgotten about your & the state of your unrubbed bean. Is it sideways? Does it glow?
 
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RobertMewler said:
I'm obviously asking, in an astonished manner, if a pineapple is code for swinging. And then provided evidence that Pat has used a pineapple in the past, thus intimating that he and Niki must be swingers. Nice try with the hate tho.

Signed,
Girl who ruins bits
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Nice try Agent Mews

I will be filing this in the “pervert shit mews does” file

Right next to “Meet swarthy men online for forbidden pleasures”

I got my eye on you cadet
 
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RobertMewler said:
Pineapple is code for swingers? He used to have a pineapple for his site's favicon too. Edit: It's still there:

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"I'm into.. things.."

Ew, who's he getting in the deal? We've seen what those convention women look like. 🤮
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I don't know about pineapples, but wearing a black wedding ring is code/symbol to identify other swingers. See Pat's wedding ring. Makes sense since Nikki is a dyke, so she wouldn't have sex with him despite his massive breasts.

How do I know this? Well like anyone else, I overheard Michael Kay of the YES Network discuss it about some baseball player.

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SensibleKeks said:
I don't know about pineapples, but wearing a black wedding ring is code/symbol to identify other swingers. See Pat's wedding ring. Makes sense since Nikki is a dyke, so she wouldn't have sex with him despite his massive breasts.

How do I know this? Well like anyone else, I overheard Michael Kay of the YES Network discuss it about some baseball player.

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He looks absolutely retarded here. Hilarious.
 
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[–]DontGetTheVaccine 1 point an hour ago

Patrick S. Tomlinson rides his Triumph motor scooter around Milwaukee every morning at 3AM looking for homeless black men so that he can suck them off while they sleep.
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Some of you fucking spazzes need to get a dictionary and study the definition of the word "subtle" for a good 24 hours.
 
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I wish you would have used the one he did at the gym where his mouth is half open on one side like he has Bells Palsy. He's posted more selfies than a lot of girls I know and none of his pictures have ever looked good.
 
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