Corpulent Correspondence

[Sue Lightning]

“Any reply is an endorsement of the above statements. By not replying you consent to me mailing you.”

Genius.

 

[EraGodless]

That was pretty smart to have a kindergartener print out the envelope. The perfect crime- until you licked the stamp and left fingerprints all over it. Enjoy prison, stupid.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Oi m8 u got a loicense for that envelope?

 

[Sue Lightning]

That was pretty smart to have a kindergartener print out the envelope. The perfect crime- until you licked the stamp and left fingerprints all over it. Enjoy prison, stupid.

If Jackie could get fingerprints off a photo they’re going to recreate his family tree by next week

 

[EraGodless]

If Jackie could get fingerprints off a photo they’re going to recreate his family tree by next week

On a side note, Jackie can also hear pudding.

 

[Lard Glug]

Will they deliver it without a return address?

Yes.

 

[Dog Eater]

You wasted a $3.50 stamp just to yank it back out of the box and make that obese retard, who refreshes this forum constantly, check his mail every day from now expecting your fingerprints in his rusty mailbox, admit it.

The person that sent me these images advised that it was mailed some time ago to ensure the addressee got to read it first.

i can never write in a straight line unless the pages are ruled. How is this redditard doing this?

Large margins.

 

[Sputnik]

The fact he can't "no child" you is going to make him seethe.

 

[lil chud]

The fact he can't "no child" you is going to make him seethe.

Don't worry little one, during the trial Patrick will be able to say whatever it is he wants before the judge sentences us to 4 consecutive life sentences in federal prison.