Cool movies for a 12 year old boy to see?

[Slackjawed Cow]

Overboard
Dances with wolves
Waterworld

 

[guest]

damn that's a real ass post right there. I second this, The Warriors, Ace Ventura and Beetlejuice which were all mentioned.

I'd add:
Office Space
Silence of the Lambs
Young Frankenstein
Jeremiah Johnson
Fargo? you may need to wait a year or two to introduce The Big Lebowski

if you really want your kid to be fancy schmancy you should also force him to watch some longer format stuff. Spartacus would be a good first.

You'd wait a year or two for the Big Lebowski but Silence of the Lambs is fine for a 12 year old? Lol, don't have kids

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Used to make me cry when Frank dies. My kid loved it, but wasn’t emotionally effected like I was

I feel ya, brothaman.

 

[alkiefuck2]

The lost boys, watched it all the time as a kid
People shit on it but I also liked batman and robin (Arnold one)

 

[SpeckofCoppah_mybb]

Empire of the Sun
The Man who would be King
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

 

[Harry Powell]

Overboard
Dances with wolves
Waterworld

He FAWKING loved waterworld. Really blew his mind.

 

[Harry Powell]

The Marx Brothers
UHF
Not movies but The Three Stooges are always good.

Does UHF hold up? I watched it at a sleep over when I was like 8 or 9 and thought it was THE FUNNIEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. I also felt that way about holy grail except i slightly peed my pants during it and then spent the rest of the night embarassed

 

[alkiefuck2]

The Marx Brothers
UHF
Not movies but The Three Stooges are always good.

I actually watched that remake of the three Stooges with my nephew and he enjoyed it, I liked it too

 

[More Worser]

No Jewish pornography pls Funsters.

I make a real effort to expose my son to all the cultural touchstones. I want his pop culture background to be varied and expansive.

What are some of them movies you saw as an adolescent that stuck with you or shaped your youth?

I saw The Thing with my dad when I was 10 and it influenced the entire rest of my life, for an example.

Time Bandits! It has zero jewish tropes or nonwhites that I can remember, and is a terrific, unique movie in which you never know what’s going to happen next.

 

[More Worser]

I don't know if a kid's going to be into that weird orgy nonsense near the start of Reloaded. I sure wasn't.

The Matrix: ReNegroed

Monica Bellucci is hot but any Matrix movies are jewish as hell. The number one wisest character is a nigger woman, and the guy superior to the inferior “White” (mutt IRL) protagonist is a nigger man who can’t even pronounce the word “inured.”

Both women the protagonist meet are subordinate to the nigger man but superior to the protagonist. So is the mulatto he meets. Thus here’s the hierarchy of the movie:

Wise sheboon
Wise nigger with all the answers
White woman (Trinity)
White woman (the totally cliché, unnecessarily and inexplicably angry at the protagonist, bitch with short hair who drives the car)
Buffed mulatto nigger male
White male protagonist who, in order to make the movie watchable, has special powers beyond anyone else, yet to satisfy the anti White pieces of shit who made the movie, he’s simultaneously inferior to everyone, doesn’t know anything, and needs women and Negroes to teach him and show him the ropes.


And of course the villains are all White men, whether it’s agent Smith and his ilk, or what’s his face the Italian guy traitor who wants to get blue pilled back into oblivion


Hard pass.

 

[More Worser]

I’m gonna beat the shit out of my girlfriend’s tits because of that gif. It’s OK, she’ll like it

 

[PogromStallone]

Overboard
Dances with wolves
Waterworld

Overboard rules.

 

[MrRetardo]

Heat
Jaws
Alien/Aliens
BraveHeart
Point Break
Gladiator
The Patriot

 

[LiberalPussy]

I actually watched that remake of the three Stooges with my nephew and he enjoyed it, I liked it too

Isn’t like the first chunk of the movie regarded as good until they have to make references to pop culture like Jersey Shore?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Does UHF hold up?

Absolutely, if anything it's better because you'll get more of the jokes. Michael Richards and Gedde Watanabe steal the show, but the whole cast does a good job. I can't recommend it enough.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

You'd wait a year or two for the Big Lebowski but Silence of the Lambs is fine for a 12 year old? Lol, don't have kids

I saw it around that age, puts hair on your chest.

Does UHF hold up? I watched it at a sleep over when I was like 8 or 9 and thought it was THE FUNNIEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. I also felt that way about holy grail except i slightly peed my pants during it and then spent the rest of the night embarassed

UHF is still fawkin' funny, I'd watch it any day of the week.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Isn’t like the first chunk of the movie regarded as good until they have to make references to pop culture like Jersey Shore?

Yeah, Larry Davids in it too and I laughed out loud a good few times which is rare for comedies that "recent"

 

[ElectricJigaboo]

Captain Ron

 

[guest]

I saw it around that age, puts hair on your chest.

How soon after did you try to tuck your genitals between your legs?

 

[lowend73]

I’d go with meatballs, caddy shack,animal house for now. Later on you can slip in a few coen bros movies.

All movies made by Jews.