Confusion 2024 was fawkin' WILD

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Imagine LARPing as a successful cool guy but then these are your peers LOLOL

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I've seen card and comic sales at the local seniors center with more activity than whatever the fuck this is

Thats what happens when you run off the other regulars. I hope it was considered a flop and they cancel the event entirely due to lack of attendance.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine LARPing as a successful cool guy but then these are your peers LOLOL

He was really playing to his crowd with the STD seminar.

 

[Rudderman]

Is that ol' Tommy "Cockbreath" Tomlinson in the trench coat? Looks like the same facial hair and the same gut in the same shirt as that pic of him next to Pat.

 

[Petworth dude]

You forgot to bring some Pay Quasi business cards to flash

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Just think fellas. You could walk in there and have your pick of any of those hot pieces of ass.

 

[Rudderman]

What is this event supposed to be, anyway? Some kind of dangerhaired beanbag support group?

 

[Brooke Shields]

seems like being overweight was a requirement

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pats overweight bull dyke looks must have blended in perfectly.

 

[Stent]

A dozen unemployed fatties and troons with dyed hair? You must be mistaken and have photos of the wrong place. ConFusion is a sci-fi conference of top writers. I've seen their anime avatars on Twitter and they look nothing like these people.

 

[bovinebrain]

Fucking YUCK

 

[fricklefrackle]

Every single one of these fuckers is a certified mental patient.

 

[Carlo Hambino]

What a bunch of turds

 

[CompoundBasement]

This is why Fatso has such an undeserving high opinion of himself. He's deluded because he thinks he's an Adonis next to the mutants at these conventions. He doesn't realize he just as autistic and repellent as they are.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Any guesses why the chairs are saran wrapped?

Space aids

 

[Hudson]

Even Filthy Pierre passed on going.

 

[RobertMewler]

Even Filthy Pierre passed on going.

Not enough kiddy pizza parties.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"Teenfusion Pizza"

They're not even trying to hide it anymore.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s 2024 and they’re still telling people to mask up

 

[Harry Powell]

Every single one of these fuckers is a certified mental patient.

Only four?