COMMERCIAL/AD HATE THREAD

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[aRTie02150]

This one really gets me annoyed.

All the Liberty Mutual commercials are infuriatingly unfunny.

It's like a shitty AI spits out the idea.

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

At least the Starsky and Emu ones are consistent branding. That improv actor needs to buy that emu a nice whatever they eat.

 

[GialloGlove]

Fucking hate this shit.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

When this version from the 2000's with Tracey Adkins would come on instead of singing "Say as prayer for peace" I would imagine him singing "Say a prayer for penis."

Hersheys Christmas commercial before niggers:

Hershey Kisses Christmas commercial after niggers:

Nothing worse than scenes of women enjoying themselves.

So did they think chocolate = shit chocolate people
And they thought "crackers? No we need niggers!"

 

[Mitch Weaver]

This was from like 3 years ago but I still fawkin hate it.

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

There's probably not a single woman in that commerical I wouldn't fuck, but that's beside the point.

The point is fat chicks look terrible in jeans and these visuals makes no one want to buy or even look at your product.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The point is fat chicks look terrible in jeans

They shouldn't be wearing pants.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

This was from like 3 years ago but I still fawkin hate it.

I remember having a visceral reaction to this. It was the final push I needed to stop wearing shitty Old Navy jeans I'd have to replace every year and start buying quality shit. Thanks, fatties!

 

[Rick Roblinson]

"DAAAAMN, what habbened to yo leg you old ass biatch?! We gon get dat shit delivered."

 

[Jenna]

I'm not linking the youtube but there's a Burger King commercial in heavy rotation for their new Melts. It's done in the "whopper whopper whopper whopper" song style, but the first line is: BK Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelts. Like they extend the e for an uncomfortable amount of time, it's the exact commercial Chip Chipperson would write.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I'm not linking the youtube but there's a Burger King commercial in heavy rotation for their new Melts. It's done in the "whopper whopper whopper whopper" song style, but the first line is: BK Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelts. Like they extend the e for an uncomfortable amount of time, it's the exact commercial Chip Chipperson would write.

I saw that shit. Burger King sucks at every level.

 

[Professor Rape]

 

[Agent Smith]

knock all that girl power shit down on it's ass.

High school boys vs female olympians is always good for a loff.

 

[bovinebrain]

Why do people hate when they shove niggers into every commercial? Is it really a bad thing that all of the companies that cause harm to humans now cater to niggers? How upset can you be that Grubhub chooses to show a bunch of fat coloreds dancing while shoving goyslop down their throats? Would you rather they perpetuate the “fat dumb American orders goyslop from his phone” stereotype? Hershey’s shows a video of a black family baking cookies with their chocolate. One less non-black family will die from heart disease as a result this Christmas!

I’m all for these ads, personally.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

This one makes me wish an asteroid would crash into earth

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[WifeStoreWill]

All of those poorly drawn cartoon Red Bull commercials. They don’t make sense, they aren’t funny at all. I just don’t get what they’re going for.

 

[Hamish McGirders]

If I hear that commercial "Feels like a dream feels like magic, now I believe I can have it" one more time I'm going to start lighting buildings on fire.

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