Comedian Pat waxes poetically about therapy and suicide

[guest]

Didn't he have a comedy special poster with some stupid pun about being in the bathroom? Or was it done by someone here to make fun of him. He's so lame it could easily go either way.

The Day The Daughter Died
Ate the Purple Onion
Bigger & Fatter
Strategic Quash Locations
I Have A Child

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

Didn't he have a comedy special poster with some stupid pun about being in the bathroom? Or was it done by someone here to make fun of him. He's so lame it could easily go either way.

It was called "Stall Tactics" but the pic was him at a urinal and not in a stall

 

[guest]

It was called "Stall Tactics" but the pic was him at a urinal and not in a stall

That's the one. What a faggot.

 

[guest]

"Learn to diffuse bombs, motherfucker."

In his wet, little brain he thought this would have killed.
What a predictable, little rube... even his body language as a wannabe comic is cringe as fuck.

He looks like he's halfway squatting to take a shit. Also very fat. Shirt too tight.

 

[EraGodless]

I can never make it far into these because I already waste enough time shitposting nonsense... but that part about not getting the suicide note just right... it seems familiar and I'm not sure if I've seen this clip before and/or if he stole that joke. Someone here will know, Patrick... someone will know.

Edit: "Learn to diffuse bombs..."
Yeah no shit

edit edit: "From an evolutionary standpoint..."
Mr. Jizzard the scientist thinks evolution stopped thousands of years ago.

final edit: "I apologize." Of course he'd only say that as a "joke," but never for real. I am gay, but he is fat

It's kind of a play on Carlin's bit in (It's Bad for Ya)-- basically picturing someone contemplating suicide and getting everything just right- I think Carlin used the image of someone about to hang themselves.

 

[EraGodless]

This one is even better.

"Honey, do these yoga pants make my ass look like im going to leave you after 9 years for no apparent reason.
and emotionally manipulate you into giving up the rights of the child that's growing in her womb"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HOLEY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

oh fuck- I mean the air out of the room. Holy shit. Bill Hicks did a bit about his ex-girlfriend that was a cunt. I think that was what Patrick was channeling?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Didn't he have a comedy special poster with some stupid pun about being in the bathroom? Or was it done by someone here to make fun of him. He's so lame it could easily go either way.

The Day The Daughter Died
Ate the Purple Onion
Bigger & Fatter
Strategic Quash Locations
I Have A Child

Elephant In the Half-House
Me Being Fat
Tedious
A Child and Lazy Guy

 

[EraGodless]

Elephant In the Half-House
Me Being Fat
Tedious
A Child and Lazy Guy

That Nigger's Pepperoni
Bigger and Dumber
Me Doing Nothing
You Are All Children
Bring The Meatloaf

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The smart one left the cunt.

Fatrick was the cunt.

 

[cliveowen]

It's off-putting hearing him curse so much. Just seems excessive and does nothing for the comedy

 

[guest]

That Nigger's Pepperoni