Could have been the same fun bitch that guessed "in the ass" on the Newlywed Game
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Come on Eileen.
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Butthurt car-crashing Liban just confirmed he is dyslexic. And just like Dexy, that is the least of his problems--mostly genetic, but some self-inflicted.
Bastard beat me to it, that bastard never came in the vicinity of Eileen, let alon on her
I guess I was right about dyslexia being the least of his retarded problems
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He'd rather say "Come on guys!"
I couldn't remember if I was confusing this guy with Marc Almond. Both have ample amounts of sugar in the tank, but Marc Almond makes better music. That said there was way too much acceptance on this thread.
I dunno, Marc Almond was a one hit wonder, two at most if you count his duet with Gene Pitney “ Someone’s got s hold of my arse”.
Dexy had about four or five during the eighties
Come up Eugene
I nutted on her leg
Soft Cell are actually pretty legit outside of commercial success and Marc Almond has some cool collaborations with people like J.G. Thirlwell. Kevin Rowland is balding and wears panties and dressed in overalls and his American hit is now a porn joke.
A friend of mine's sister is a nurse at a hospital. Marc Almond came in one day with severe stomach cramps.
You'll never guess what they found.
You'll never guess what they found.
Someone I used to drink in a pub with invited all us pub people to his wedding. None of us had ever seen his girlfriend. He was a big fat man by English standards and I will never forget to us how he described her as "no oil painting"
He was right. She was also adamant come on Eileen couldn't be played as that's her name.
Guess what.
Fun times.
He was right. She was also adamant come on Eileen couldn't be played as that's her name.
Guess what.
Fun times.
My guess is Ray Wilson's (aka @UnPRePared ) mutated sperm.
I forgot I made this thread.
I just opened it for the first time. I’ve got a bit where I sing “I’m gonna” right before he sings “Come On Eileen.” It’s had a lukewarm reception.