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Come on Eileen.

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Bastard beat me to it, that bastard never came in the vicinity of Eileen, let alon on her
I couldn't remember if I was confusing this guy with Marc Almond. Both have ample amounts of sugar in the tank, but Marc Almond makes better music. That said there was way too much acceptance on this thread.
 

Chapel

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I couldn't remember if I was confusing this guy with Marc Almond. Both have ample amounts of sugar in the tank, but Marc Almond makes better music. That said there was way too much acceptance on this thread.
I dunno, Marc Almond was a one hit wonder, two at most if you count his duet with Gene Pitney “ Someone’s got s hold of my arse”.
Dexy had about four or five during the eighties
 
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I dunno, Marc Almond was a one hit wonder, two at most if you count his duet with Gene Pitney “ Someone’s got s hold of my arse”.
Dexy had about four or five during the eighties
Soft Cell are actually pretty legit outside of commercial success and Marc Almond has some cool collaborations with people like J.G. Thirlwell. Kevin Rowland is balding and wears panties and dressed in overalls and his American hit is now a porn joke.
 

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Soft Cell are actually pretty legit outside of commercial success and Marc Almond has some cool collaborations with people like J.G. Thirlwell. Kevin Rowland is balding and wears panties and dressed in overalls and his American hit is now a porn joke.
Fag
 

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Someone I used to drink in a pub with invited all us pub people to his wedding. None of us had ever seen his girlfriend. He was a big fat man by English standards and I will never forget to us how he described her as "no oil painting"

He was right. She was also adamant come on Eileen couldn't be played as that's her name.

Guess what.

Fun times.
 
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