How I judge you as a man plummets the second I see you needing your “caffeine fix”. On par with smoking but more gay than literally smoking a Nigerian cock.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Coffee and energy drinks are for weak faggots.
- Thread starter Mr. Faggotry
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Be more like Jocko Willink
Wake up at 430 and murder babies
Wake up at 430 and murder babies
On the topic of faggots, "this makes me feel so old" is one of the gayest things I hear/read grown men saying these days. Age with dignity, you emaciated shell of a faggot.
I recently tried a energy drink and all it did was make me sweat shake. 200 mgs of caffeine is way too much.
You could always delete this. No harm, no foul.
Energy drinks have replaced cocaine at bars at nightclubs. The caffeine rush is enough to offset a few shots or beers. I like that ultra-caffeinated lemonade that was sold at Panera's that gave a few people heart attacks and killed at least one person. "Charged lemonade".
Shame on me for liking my cup of coffee in the morning. I guess I’m just another pole smoker!
Based cocksucker. You like it black and bold?Shame on me for liking my cup of coffee in the morning. I guess I’m just another pole smoker!
I've gotten to the point a good cup of black coffee has to be there with breakfast. The wash down factor of milk or orange juice just isnt the same
Black coffee is the only non alcoholic drink a straight man should be seen with.
Drinking any sort of water is pozzed and is for fags
Dasss right
Tap water is literally skimmed waste from thousand other dudes. It's the gayest thing imaginable.
And if you're buying bottled water you're a slave to the mineral Jew.
I like having coffee in the morning. Enjoy prison
I would never say out loud to anyone "I need a caffeine fix" but had been drinking shitloads of coffee the last couple years. I've cut down and am hoping to get down to only a cup a month or less. It fries your adrenal glands.
A cup a month? Do you just sip a 1/5th of a thimble a morning or do you go crrraaazy and drink a WHOLE CUP in one day???
Never knew that but I keep it to 2-3 cups maximum a day.
Now that's a guy who really paid attention in man school.