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That's odd, Brinton Resto Esq. explicitly stated, on the record, that we all lived in the state of Wisconsin. Would a lawyer lie, on the record, in a court proceeding to better help his case? Doesn't sound very professional to me.
 
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Interior, Milwaukee Skinhead HQ. A gang of skinheads is so motivated by interracial relationships that they decide to go on a murder spree. They've got a big dry erase board trying to decide on their first big target. A celebrity, a politician, maybe one of the Bucks? Someone important to spread their message of hate and terror.

The oldest, wisest skinhead stands up, writes one name on the board: "Patrick S Tomlinson". Is he a black man married to a white woman? No, child. Is he a white man married to a woman of color? No, child, he has slept with two white women in his entire life and married them both. Then why him? Because his voice is that important.
 
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Interior, Milwaukee Skinhead HQ. A gang of skinheads is so motivated by interracial relationships that they decide to go on a murder spree. They've got a big dry erase board trying to decide on their first big target. A celebrity, a politician, maybe one of the Bucks? Someone important to spread their message of hate and terror.

The oldest, wisest skinhead stands up, writes one name on the board: "Patrick S Tomlinson". Is he a black man married to a white woman? No, child. Is he a white man married to a woman of color? No, child, he has slept with two white women in his entire life and married them both. Then why him? Because his voice is that important.
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in his cape shit world full of super villains, this is all a very plausible scenario.
 
HotDogJoe

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The FBI told us to call back when they get someone killed
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Yeah except they didn't say that, did they, you lying fucking cunt. You even said on those phone calls to Josiah that the woman you spoke to at the FBI was sympathetic to your plight and simply explained to you that they only investigate extremely seriously crimes where somebody is killed or more than $250K is stolen. That's very different than saying 'call us back when someone's dead', you dishonest fat fuck. The fact that you actually contacted the FBI over this shit at all shows how insanely narcissistic you are.

The truth is -There are no authority figures left for you to run to, fat man. You've exhausted them all. You cried to Reddit admins to get us kicked off there, you cried to as many web hosts as you could. You beg and cry to Twitter safety to block the evil cyberstlakers and give you your blue check back. When you ran out of authority figures to cry to, you tried throwing money (that of course wasn't your own, you broke bitch) and lawyers at the problem.

Want this to end? It'd be as simple as changing your phone number and privating your Twitter. But you'll never do that though, will you, pig boy. Your grandiose narcissism won't allow it. So enjoy the trolling that's going to happen necksssssssss-tuh.
 
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