Club soda Kenny BREAKS silence re showing women beating racist child lover Anthony Cumia the way out of a building

[WhereWeAt]

I'm under the impression nobody told Club Soda to do shit. AntH showed up drunk and screeching like a jilted lunatic and Kenny sympathy and or embarrassment, helpfully escorted Cumia to the door to try and salvage some kind of dignity.

You got that right. I doubt Bill said or even motioned to do anything. Even Anthony said he was drunk that night.

 

[Suetonius]

I'm under the impression nobody told Club Soda to do shit. AntH showed up drunk and screeching like a jilted lunatic and Kenny sympathy and or embarrassment, helpfully escorted Cumia to the door to try and salvage some kind of dignity.

Lets remember Ants side of the story.

Ant was outside the Patrice benefit. He saw Amy, shouted to her, and she walked away without even looking at him. With her was Kenny who obviously spotted him.

Then he snuck in, theres a gap in time where we don’t know what he did, then he approaches Burrs table. Burr goes “DUDE? AFTER THE SHIT YOU SAID ABOUT MY WIFE?!”, Ant tried justifying it, and, again according to Ant, thats when he was thrown out.

Does this make sense to anyone besides him? Where was CSK in this scenario? Just standing by Burr waiting to kick people out at his discretion? And what’s the EXACT timeline. Does CSK jump into action directly after Burr says finishes his sentence? Does he jump into action the minute Ant starts blaming his fans? We know a couple things to be true: Anthony lies. He has a habit of downplaying his actions in stories. He is a violent angry drunk who thinks he’s totally cool and fun. He takes 0 responsibility for anything sober or not. He gets extremely mad about race. All of these things guarantee Anthonys response to Burrs “DUDE!” was NOT some cordial, tittering “Ahahaha sorry man it’s the fans!”, but more along the lines of “WELL SHE IS A FUCKING NIGGER!”. If it didn’t reach that point CSK knew it was gonna get there and removed the guy before it got ugly.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The short version is that a drunken, disheveled, sloppily-dressed Nana sashayed his way into the big fancy party, and was immediately ejected from the premises. Of course Nana remembers it through those beer goggles, like he always does. In his mind, he casually strolled into the big fancy party to mild applause and hearty laughter, then politely approached Bill Burr to wish him well, at which point a nigger pussy-whipped Burr freaked out on him for no reason over something he tweeted WEEKS ago. But that's how Nana remembers everything these days.

 

[DMAN]

The short version is that a drunken, disheveled, sloppily-dressed Nana sashayed his way into the big fancy party, and was immediately ejected from the premises. Of course Nana remembers it through those beer goggles, like he always does. In his mind, he casually strolled into the big fancy party to mild applause and hearty laughter, then politely approached Bill Burr to wish him well, at which point a nigger pussy-whipped Burr freaked out on him for no reason over something he tweeted WEEKS ago. But that's how Nana remembers everything these days.

Just like his "the little cunt wont even look at me" gloating text, Auntie's reaction to being caught and confronted is to feign innocence. I was tawking about Jimmy!!! I'll tell you about it later!

No! Bill, that wasn't me! It was the fans! You know those assholes!!! They made fun of my dead MAH!!! Hoe Lee SHIT! Come on Bill! I know you already sat me down and told me I'm a non-entity, but I just wanted to come up to you and SHAKE YER HAND!!!

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Just like his "the little cunt wont even look at me" gloating text, Auntie's reaction to being caught and confronted is to feign innocence. I was tawking about Jimmy!!! I'll tell you about it later!

No! Bill, that wasn't me! It was the fans! You know those assholes!!! They made fun of my dead MAH!!! Hoe Lee SHIT! Come on Bill! I know you already sat me down and told me I'm a non-entity, but I just wanted to come up to you and SHAKE YER HAND!!!

Every person from the TSA, male and female stewardesses, up through airline presidents and airport owners, should be lined up and shot in the back of the head execution style.

 

[Clubber Lange]

In [Nana’s] mind, he casually strolled into the big fancy party to mild applause and hearty laughter...

Cumia’s inability to smell the smoke or see the scorched Earth is probably for the best. If he truly took stock of what and who he’s lost in relatively quick time, he’d wake up screaming and wouldn’t stop ‘til they slapped on one of those nice jackets which ties up at the back.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Cumia’s inability to smell the smoke or see the scorched Earth is probably for the best. If he truly took stock of what and who he’s lost in relatively quick time, he’d wake up screaming and wouldn’t stop ‘til they slapped on one of those nice jackets which ties up at the back.

There's a reason he sleeps with the TV blaring. And that was something he admitted to before he got fired from Sirius and before his entire life fell apart so spectacularly.

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

I don't understand Twitter, what's his reply? I don't see it or is that the joke?

You know, say what you will about Reddit, but it's easy to follow a conversation on there.

I've fundamentally never understood how to actually read Twitter and I never will. Luckily, it sucks ass, so no great loss.

 

[Dennyislife]

You know, say what you will about Reddit, but it's easy to follow a conversation on there.

I've fundamentally never understood how to actually read Twitter and I never will. Luckily, it sucks ass, so no great loss.

Really? Reddit is unusable for me now they have got rid of third party apps.

Twitter is easy. If you struggle with that I am afraid you are elderly. I have aged out with tiktok and telegram being for younger people it's no slight on you

 

[Chive Turkey]

You know, say what you will about Reddit, but it's easy to follow a conversation on there.

I've fundamentally never understood how to actually read Twitter and I never will. Luckily, it sucks ass, so no great loss.

Really? Reddit is unusable for me now they have got rid of third party apps.

Twitter is easy. If you struggle with that I am afraid you are elderly. I have aged out with tiktok and telegram being for younger people it's no slight on you

Both stink. Reddit's layout is garbage if you're used to forums or image boards. Twitter has more visual distinction but trying to navigate through a comment chain is a headache.

Honestly though, it seems that fucking over user friendliness has become the primary mission of every Web 2.0 instance. Youtube and Facebook used to be functional back in the day, over the years they've hired pajeets to app-ify the shit out of them and turn them into convoluted messes that are objectively worse in every detail than they were a decade ago.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Both stink. Reddit's layout is garbage if you're used to forums or image boards. Twitter has more visual distinction but trying to navigate through a comment chain is a headache.

Honestly though, it seems that fucking over user friendliness has become the primary mission of every Web 2.0 instance. Youtube and Facebook used to be functional back in the day, over the years they've hired pajeets to app-ify the shit out of them and turn them into convoluted messes that are objectively worse in every detail than they were a decade ago.

YouTube is fucking awful, I hate that it will offer shorts before regular content and even if you have latest episode filtered it will still bring up stuff completely out of order