"Civilian" who picked up Rick's chairs reaches out to him on Craigslist to arrange their return (☢️Pig Sperg-out Warning☢️)

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Holy shit he posted it on FB

Look at this THE LAW IS INVOLVED

Sure they will Pat, especially since you’re SUING them.

This one made me laugh

The FBI is looking for my trash wood chairs!

 

[wbgreen]

Just think of all these kind of interactions Pat has had that we don’t know about. Really explains why his career is dead and has burned so many bridges. He’s a huge asshole to anyone that doesn’t do what he demands and a nightmare to deal with for any professional situation.

Can you even imagine being this much of a cunt on a daily basis? I work in one of the cuntiest businesses on the planet and I don't even know people like Pat. What a fucking nigger he is.

The pig throws a bitch fit anytime his delusions of grandeur run up against reality.

 

[JebJoh]

“Rather than bring them back, I will leave them on the curb for the recycling truck”

“I don’t have time to bring them back but I’ll send you a $20 check for them which is more than fair.”

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

What happens when something as large and unpleasant looking as those ends up in the evidence room?

Canyon Boykin, comment?

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pats missing chairs twitter account is needed. Photo shop the chair in front of the Las Vegas sign, Santa Monica Pier, Eiffel Tower, etc and tweet how much fun you’re having now that you don’t have to worry about Pat sitting on you, etc.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Its crazy that is how he would have acted if they really reached out to him. With his ultimatums and veiled threats. I wouldnt blame them for not returning the chairs. He always tries to act like a bully

This exchange reminds me a lot of the pest control thread. This is how Patrick talks to normal people, whomever they are.

Torque Wheeler VS Pest Control (This is how Patrick talks to normal people 😂😂😂) ⚠️Crazy Warning⚠️

someone on r/JohnLeguizamoThePest posted this doozy. I guess Patricks house is infested and needs treatment because yesterday this got posted: Then the very next day, this happens...⬇️⬇️⬇️ 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷 Does anyone else think maybe this guy is becoming a little unhinged?

new.onaforums.net

 

[FatPatsBaps]

This whole sage reminds me of that WWF feud between Raven and Perry Saturn. Whoever stole the chairs should totally shoot a promo for Youtube of putting them through a wood chipper like Raven did to Moppy.

 

[Honoria]

Found an old reddit thread where this was happening to someone 4 years ago:



Basically they say tell the cops that people are doing this, flag everything, contact reddit, and put up signs/take everything off your lawn. Otherwise you can't do anything and you won't get anything back. They don't suggest "file a police report about your stolen chairs"

 

[fricklefrackle]

Pats missing chairs twitter account is needed. Photo shop the chair in front of the Las Vegas sign, Santa Monica Pier, Eiffel Tower, etc and tweet how much fun you’re having now that you don’t have to worry about Pat sitting on you, etc.

 

[Jenna]

My goodness, he's so predictable. Of course he can't rent a pickup truck or shit even hire an uber to transport them. You will drive my chairs to me, or else the Milwaukee PD (my personal army, who I happen to be suing) will arrest you. Those are your only options. You have one hour before you spend the rest of your life in prison. Tick tock.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I was going to do the Pulp Fiction briefcase, but it doesn't really work.

 

[Humanatee]

Please call off the search for me. Me and my sister are having a much better time in our new surroundings. No more getting farted on by fat pigs or having to constantly look over at a depressing neighborhood. We never loved or respected you, Patrick.

 

[FamilyDollar]

 

[SensibleKeks]

None of what fatso said makes any sense.



So Pat gave a police report about the stolen chairs, but hasn't provided the police with the "car registration" (I assume stupid means liscense plate) from the security video yet? And he refuses to give out the cop's info who is investigating this? Things are fishier than Nikki's cunt!

Also I hope he did send this conversation to the MPD. They deserve a good laugh.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Please call off the search for me. Me and my sister are having a much better time in our new surroundings. No more getting farted on by fat pigs or having to constantly look over at a depressing neighborhood. We never loved or respected you, Patrick.

Don’t forget having to deal with Pats neighbors peeing on you!

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

This is getting silly

 

[NoBacon]

Does Patrick really think the FBI are going to subpoena Craigslist and crack a VPN for two worthless DIY chairs?

I’m sincerely asking and not doing a joke here.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This whole sage reminds me of that WWF feud between Raven and Perry Saturn. Whoever stole the chairs should totally shoot a promo for Youtube of putting them through a wood chipper like Raven did to Moppy.

I remember watching and laughing Raven getting annoyed it wasn’t going though as fast as they had planned.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Holy shit he posted it on FB
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Look at this THE LAW IS INVOLVED
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Sure they will Pat, especially since you’re SUING them.

This one made me laugh

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The FBI is looking for my trash wood chairs!

they must estimate the value of these chairs at above $800k, why else would they get involved?