I mostly feel bad for Chris Chan because he's severely autistic and mentally ill, but at the same time if this whole Pat saga ended with him fucking Mama Raven it would be one hell of a capstone.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Chris Chan is overrated as fuck as a lolcow
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Big Aaaaaaaaaaaaa was the coolest daddio, disgusting jew as he is. The other three kikes - zyklon.
I love how this was posted a week before he fucked his mom,.
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He isn't that entertaining compared to other lolcows, though he is pretty much one of the first lolcows to exist before lolcows became a thing. In other words he is a pioneer so to speak.
It was posted after the mother fucking, my sweet summer sausage child.
I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you.
Chris Chan is more interesting. You guys seem to leave out a lot of things in your memory. OnA talked about him years ago when trolls releases the video of him talking about drinking his own cum. The autistics idea that’s people with aspergers are stealing the spotlight from autistics, then making a whole comic series called “asperchu” to piss him off is hilarious. All of the shit they’ve gotten on him and caught him doing over the years makes any of our cows look like calves. Joe will always be my favorite but he’s pretty much done. There may be a resurrection but I doubt it. The OnA universe is too far into obscurity at this point to get anything. Pat is easy to hate but that’s really it. Some great parody songs, short stories (I’ve written a few myself), Twitter accounts for what? Him to autistically respond with the near same response every time? We haven’t gotten him to do anything absurd other then sue the internet really and that’s a slow moving process as we’ve seen. There’s the phone calls but those don’t reveal a lot. The reality is he’s just an easily hateable special boy who will respond to retarded shit online. There’s no cat fishing, no admitting to debauchery, no getting into a month long feud over who’s the real Patrick S Tomlinson with videos and competitions to prove it, etc etc. Just a fat retard larping as the worlds smartest man from a mediocre bar in Milwaukee (there’s thousands of them in WI). That’s it.