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Choose your own Vigoda Adventure

Should I go fishing? (I already asked the fucking question)

  • No, it's too cold, there's no fucking point

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • Yes. Even if all you can legally catch are rock bass and pike

    Votes: 17 43.6%

  • Just go and get day drunk on the river, fuck fish

    Votes: 18 46.2%

  • Stay home and work on designing a complex device that blood eagles me

    Votes: 3 7.7%
  • Total voters
    39
Turry

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Lmao I hate competent women. It's unladylike. It's way more forgivable if they're ugly as fuck. They're still annoying women who think they should be running everything after two days and you can absolutely still make them cry, but I've had a few very blue collar jobs where there's some superstar dyke or unreasonably hot horse girl who works as hard and sometimes better than most of the guys and everyone sucks their little lady dicks for it. I think there's more young girls into hunting than boys these days too by the way my friends' kids make it sound.
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I bet there's more lady lumberjack competitors than lady lumberjacks. They should have to compete against men because it's a real-world job, not just a sport.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Lmao I hate competent women. It's unladylike. It's way more forgivable if they're ugly as fuck. They're still annoying women who think they should be running everything after two days and you can absolutely still make them cry, but I've had a few very blue collar jobs where there's some superstar dyke or unreasonably hot horse girl who works as hard and sometimes better than most of the guys and everyone sucks their little lady dicks for it. I think there's more young girls into hunting than boys these days too by the way my friends' kids make it sound.
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Remember my Zellers diner job? There was this hateable, competent waitress who was hired after me...One time I had to clean the milkshake stand. Without being tasked with it (and like I said, having less seniority in the water/waitressing hierarchy than myself) she decided "I dont wipe good enough" so she double checked and made sure I was there to see. I just lost it and said: "If you're so vigilant you would have avoided the burn that left 3rd degree scars on your hand you ugly bitch".
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
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ThePhantomOfFrankKuiack said:
Someone say fishin'? Reckon I done more fishin' than most. Done my share of drinkin' too. Never cried about it bein' too cold out.
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You're my hero, Mr. Kuiack.

Frank here had a dykey competent female protégé. She apparently took over guiding for him. There's a great documentary called The Last Guide that follows him right before he died and you see her screw up a lot and argue with a man who spent his whole life guiding about how to do certain things.
 
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