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Choose your own Vigoda Adventure

Should I go fishing? (I already asked the fucking question)

  • No, it's too cold, there's no fucking point

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Yes. Even if all you can legally catch are rock bass and pike

    Votes: 17 43.6%
  • Just go and get day drunk on the river, fuck fish

    Votes: 18 46.2%
  • Stay home and work on designing a complex device that blood eagles me

    Votes: 3 7.7%

  • Total voters
    39

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Pope of Sandwich Village
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Abe, do you have a job? I’m not judging, in fact I hope you don’t(More time for wacky adventures).
I'm a carpenter. I do less renovations and shit now and I make more furniture and goofy shit that women will pay stupid money for. I do that in my shop at home and I make my own hours. I felt like fishing in the sun today, I did a little bit this morning and I'll get to work tonight.
 

Dummy Gaynuts

Pookie-pie water-pig
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Abe, if you and Adam Libby were fur trappers in the 18th century Canadian wilderness, would you purposely make sure Adam got his leg crushed in a trap, or would you feel confident in it happening organically
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Pope of Sandwich Village
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128,396
Abe, if you and Adam Libby were fur trappers in the 18th century Canadian wilderness, would you purposely make sure Adam got his leg crushed in a trap, or would you feel confident in it happening organically
I don't think you'd need to set anything up. He'd kill himself within the first few days. The thought of him in a Davey Crockett buckskin fringed suit and raccoon hat has got my ribs.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Pope of Sandwich Village
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128,396
They're a lot of fun. I haven't been in years but I have a hankering to go soon. I guess they let women do it now? Fucking WHY?
Lmao I hate competent women. It's unladylike. It's way more forgivable if they're ugly as fuck. They're still annoying women who think they should be running everything after two days and you can absolutely still make them cry, but I've had a few very blue collar jobs where there's some superstar dyke or unreasonably hot horse girl who works as hard and sometimes better than most of the guys and everyone sucks their little lady dicks for it. I think there's more young girls into hunting than boys these days too by the way my friends' kids make it sound.
 
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