Chomo Joe VS Port Jefferson Ferry

[satanssockpuppet]

You know he looks and smells like a bum, has a Sir tranny for a hag girlfriend, kids looks like dirty ugly little crater faces trash who steal, You just know this grifting leech of a manchild starts getting loud "SOSOSOSOSOSO I SERVED FOR THIS COUNTRY SO YOU CAN WORK HERE AND YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY? I am a VET AA 82nd! my little brother is ANTHONYH Q-mia!"

Some poor sap working his tedious job at the ferry has to deal with the obese man-child as he haggles over the non-negotiable fee.

"Sir, children under 12 ride free. Over 12, full fee."

"But the representative I spoke to told me that MINOR CHILDREN ride free! Do you know what "minor child" means? It's a child under eighteen, according to New York law. This is a blatant bait and switch operation, and very misleading! These are clearly "minor children" and I believe you should honor what the reservationist promised me. And she said minor children ride free."

"Sir, children under 12 ride free. Over 12, full fee. Do you want tickets or not?"

"I don't appreciate your obnoxious tone. God, can't anyone do anything right anymore? Whole country's going straight to hell!"

 

[guest]

Where the fuck do 15 year olds get free trips on transport like that? I get it if it's a baby that is sat on your lap but any kid above 5 usually has to be paid for where I am

Lol exactly. They take up the same seat that a fully grown adult would take. What a retarded nigger.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Theres no way “reservationist” is a word. He met receptionist or customer service representative

Hahah good catch, my brain just skipped over that because I’m used to reading his retarded boomer style rants.

 

[Peckas]

Everything Joe does is hilarious just his whole persona he's never just joe cumia he's always big time rock star brother of a radio legend motorcycle riding gun shooting BADASS who doesn't take any guff from anyone

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

"Q-mia!"

The fact he can't even pronounce his family name correctly really says it all.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Buy tickets for your teenagers you broke faggot

Reminder he called the Victoria's secret poster models "supple, delicious, little girls"

Joe Cumia pays neighborhood children to spit in his mouth for sexual purposes

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Some poor sap working his tedious job at the ferry has to deal with the obese man-child as he haggles over the non-negotiable fee.

"Sir, children under 12 ride free. Over 12, full fee."

"But the representative I spoke to told me that MINOR CHILDREN ride free! Do you know what "minor child" means? It's a child under eighteen, according to New York law. This is a blatant bait and switch operation, and very misleading! These are clearly "minor children" and I believe you should honor what the reservationist promised me. And she said minor children ride free."

"Sir, children under 12 ride free. Over 12, full fee. Do you want tickets or not?"

"I don't appreciate your obnoxious tone. God, can't anyone do anything right anymore? Whole country's going straight to hell!"

Somehow blames niggers for this

 

[bantadant]

Somehow blames niggers for this

One of the dudes that works at the Bridgeport ferry gate is a black midget, so maybe

 

[Coonskin]

Theres no way “reservationist” is a word. He met receptionist or customer service representative

If it is a word it means someone who lives on a reservation. He doesn’t know what a maitre de is?

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Customer service hasn't mattered in at least 30 years and yet boomers like Joe still throw fits over trivial horseshit like this. They don't care about your business, Joe. America is over. It's a wrap. Go somewhere else, faggot, if you can even find a rival business to give your money to in this covid and depression gutted faggot world of ours.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

COMP'D (under 12)

 

[ChildSpitTake]

This fucking busker and his adventures in poverty are so hopelessly hilarious

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I just replied to that.