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Chocolatehellhole is buying views for his Nicer Podcast Stupid shamecast

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I wake up fresh as a daisy
Work out
Shower
Put on Banana Republic Slate cologne
Get suited up
Hop in the truck and put on some tunes
Stop at Speedway for a Muscle Milk and frosty ass berry Celsius
Arrive at the office
Flirt with the admin
Get settled at my desk
Tell the admin to hold my calls
And Boqpost like my hair's on fire, B.
Sounds like a great fawkin’ morning brotherman.

I used to start the day with a Fairlife Elite chocolate protein shake(41g), a MetRx Apple Pie Bar (30g), a Sour Pink Lemonade Ghost, and a Zyn all from the speedway.

Edit: apparently those fairlifes have tons of “forever chemicals” so I had to quit em. They were great though.
 

Legal Eagle Nelsonn

I ❤️ my mom. 🔜NaomiCon2025
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You don't have a job..."admin chick"...the corporate equivalent of "bags of sand" lol

Your family are shaped like bags of sand.

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Your entire bloodline will die of diabetes in 10 years and you'll still be up all night every night lying about your fake wife,. education and career.


Seethe.
😎
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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The CHH knows how to BOQpost. He didn’t follow the BOQster around like a manic retard threatening him and making unfunny comments…all he had to do was consistently brag about the view difference between him and BOQ (which is only like a hundred. We’re talking about 300 view videos here)

And that caused BOQ to develop a theory about botted views (of course confirmed by mysterious Discord Israelis) as a cope.

Take notes Paul
 
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The CHH knows how to BOQpost. He didn’t follow the BOQster around like a manic retard threatening him and making unfunny comments…all he had to do was consistently brag about the view difference between him and BOQ (which is only like a hundred. We’re talking about 300 view videos here)

And that caused BOQ to develop a theory about botted views (of course confirmed by mysterious Discord Israelis) as a cope.

Take notes Paul
Nigger, boq is claiming CHH did what he himself did a week ago. You're a dumbfuck zoomer.
 

Child..

CHH bought views for his last shamecast, lol
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The CHH knows how to BOQpost. He didn’t follow the BOQster around like a manic retard threatening him and making unfunny comments…all he had to do was consistently brag about the view difference between him and BOQ (which is only like a hundred. We’re talking about 300 view videos here)

And that caused BOQ to develop a theory about botted views (of course confirmed by mysterious Discord Israelis) as a cope.

Take notes Paul
It's not a theory. It's YT arithmetic. He bought 300 views on his last live stream. That's why it only has 9 likes (8 when I noticed it). He cant even get 40 of the litcrit niggas to "rib", because all their views combined just got him 154 or so views.

I still pull double and triple his views but he had to boqpost after an amateurish attempt at flexing. And from decent high brow audiences, not people logging in on Friday night after eating stromboli and drinking a pint of vodka...or chainsmoking after popping mollies.
 
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It's not a theory. It's YT arithmetic. He bought 300 views on his last live stream. That's why it only has 9 likes (8 when I noticed it). He cant even get 40 of the litcrit niggas to "rib", because all their views combined just got him 154 or so views.

I still pull double and triple his views but he had to boqpost after an amateurish attempt at flexing. And from decent high brow audiences, not people logging in on Friday night after eating stromboli and drink a pint of vodka.
Why did you buy views last week?
 

Legal Eagle Nelsonn

I ❤️ my mom. 🔜NaomiCon2025
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It's not a theory. It's YT arithmetic. He bought 300 views on his last live stream. That's why it only has 9 likes (8 when I noticed it). He cant even get 40 of the litcrit niggas to "rib", because all their views combined just got him 154 or so views.

I still pull double and triple his views but he had to boqpost after an amateurish attempt at flexing. And from decent high brow audiences, not people logging in on Friday night after eating stromboli and drinking a pint of vodka...or chainsmoking after popping mollies.

Aww shut the fuck up and show us your wife's closet you abject faggot.

Your podcast is a dud. You have no credentials and are not an academic. Everything you say is a lie. No highbrow audiences are tuning in at 3am to watch an unqualified queer lisp about shit he doesn't understand.

I exposed you. Keep seething.
 
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